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Top Ten (in no particular order) cool Villian quotes by Owen A. Stinger 10/6/99


The Ten Best Monsters in Doctor Who by Mike Morris 14/6/99

  1. The Tythonian Ambassador**
  2. The Mara (Kinda) version only
  3. Spiders, from both Alzarius and Metebelis III
  4. The Vervoids*
  5. The Gell-guards* (especially when two of them stand together)
  6. The Taran Beast.
  7. Alpha Centauri*
  8. The Mandrels
  9. The big hamster from The Talons of Weng-Chiang
  10. The Keller Machine*, especially when it teleports.
Sorry, I'm unemployed for the summer and I needed a bit of cheering up...

*- Denotes that the monster looks a bit naughty.
**- Denotes that the monster looks blatantly, hilariously, snot-dribblingly naughty.


The ten silliest things the Sixth Doctor ever said by Mike Morris 21/6/99

I like Colin Baker's portrayal of the Doctor, actually. It's not his fault he got saddled with dodgy scripts, overly-violent productions and a producer and script editor who hated each other's guts. But, having said that, his Doctor didn't half say some stupid things...

  1. "The sound of giant slugs!" Hammy acting from The Twin Dilemma.
  2. "It's all right for you, Peri. You'll just grow old and die. Me... I shall go on regenerating..." Unforgivably callous dialogue from Vengeance on Varos. Why doesn't he carry some spare Zeiton 7 on board, anyway? I mean, if a car can tell you when your petrol tank's almost empty, then... sorry, I'm getting off the point.
  3. "Watch it, Mestor!" A witty riposte from The Twin Dilemma.
  4. "I always like to do the unexpected, it takes people by surprise." You don't say. From The Mysterious Planet.
  5. "I wish to adumbrate two seperate epistopic interfaces from the continuum." Er, what? Oh, and I know the Valeyard said that, but he's the Doctor really, sort of, so it counts. From The Mysterious Planet.
  6. "The last time I met up with the Doctor, I found myself caught in a web of mayhem and intrigue." OK, Captain 'Tonker' Travers isn't the Doctor at all. But I couldn't really leave this one out. From Terror of the Vervoids.
  7. "I think he needs more than water, Peri, eh?" The worst of all those terrible puns, from Vengeance on Varos.
  8. "Don't move, Peri! The tree won't harm you!" Yes, it brought a smile to my face too. Ludicrous dialogue from The Mark of the Rani.
  9. "Watch, listen, and learn." Oh, shut up. The Doctor says this ad nauseam in Attack of the Cybermen.
  10. "Carrot juice, carrot juice, carrot juice!" Obviously. From The Ultimate Foe.


My Top 20 NAs by Robert Smith? 23/6/99

It's very easy to complain about the things you don't like. It's a lot harder to discuss the things you do like. In an effort to do so, however, I recently had a look through my (quite impressive) bookshelves and tried to pick out my top twenty (in chronological order only) New Adventures. The cream of the cream. In, of course, my opinion.


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