Updated June 5, 2001.
SYNOPSIS The Paper Chase Guy (Robert Ginty) and two gorgeous Amazons are chasing after a Chinese Mob courier named Harry Pimm (Sylvester McCoy). During the course of the movie, Pimm flies between JFK airport and Heathrow several times. No one is really sure why. He fires off his Uzi during a fashion show (no one is really sure why). And he shoots Mary Tamm and Trevor Martin. (No one is really sure why.)
A more serious synopsis: Eliot Cromwell (Robert Ginty), an Interpol agent, is trying to find Black Lion's courier, Harry Pimm (Sylv). He recruits JFK airport policewoman Terry O'Shea (Victoria Barrett) to help him, mostly because she's 6' tall and beautiful. They join forces with Hong Kong policewoman Major Shan (Shakti) because she knows more about Black Lion and because she's 6' tall and beautiful. And the important question is, who is Leo Kalb?
REVIEW Just to warn you, I classify this movie as the second worst movie I've ever seen. It's so bad it's funny. And it's a shame Mystery Science Theater isn't in production any more; this would be the ideal movie for them. Still, my favorite scene is when Sylv swears at Mary Tamm and then later shoots her. A classic wav played on IRC is pim.wav (when I say, using the nick Harry_Pimm, "Harry_Pimm shoots Mary Tamm"). OK, so that's a bit sad. Then again, so is the movie.
For more sadfan info, check out Harry Pimm's togs. With his white suit and white hat, he looks remarkably like the New Adventures 7th Doctor. I find it hard to believe the 7th Doctor would gun down people with an Uzi, though.
PRODUCTION INFO Produced by Cannon International in 1987.
AVAILABILITY Currently available (NTSC only).
SOUNDS As with all my wavs, I have compressed and uncompressed versions.
For the regular 11,025 Hz, 16 bit, Mono sounds, click on the
button. For the compressed MPEG Layer-3 sounds, click on the 
button.
"You tried to kill me, BITCH!"
"You heard me Haggard. Obey my orders, and stop making deals that profit you and not the Corporation."
"That's right Haggard. I don't come out front and settle deals personally. Because of Interpol. Because of you. I stay alive. That's my message, Haggard. Signed by me personally!"
Mary Tamm's character: "Harry no!"
Sound of Uzi going off.
"Let's go."
"Mr. Cromwell, isn't it rather dangerous to come in here on your own?"
"Send his head to Kirkland."
"I'm telling you, if you shoot me, he dies, you die, we all die!"
"Come down out of there! Or Cromwell's a dead man!"
"Get them!"
"You've got the best angle. Hit him!"
"Son of a bitch."
