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Torchwood Day One |
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| Story No. | 2 | 
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| Production Code | Series One Episode Two | |
| Dates | October 22 2006 |
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With John Barrowman, Eve Myles, Burn Gorman, Naoko Mori and Gareth
David-Lloyd.
Written by Chris Chibnall Directed by Brian Kelley Executive Producers: Russell T Davies, Julie Gardner. |
| Synopsis: There's a gaseous alien on the loose and it needs something very exciting indeed. |
Hubba hubba at the Hub by John Nor 27/11/06
If (as I described with my review of the first episode Everything Changes) there was a mystery as to what the Cardiff Torchwood organisation is and what it does, the second episode seemed to back away from this ambiguity. They were presented as investigators of strange phenomena. An alien that disintegrated people through having sex with them was on the loose, and it was up to the team to stop it.
What I mean to say is, that while the first scene of Everything Changes appeared to show them investigating a murder, which was then revealed to be them experimenting for the heck of it with a metal glove that resurrects the dead, with episode Day One from the get-go their mission was defined: stop her before she shags again!
It will be interesting to discover whether future episodes will be like this, with a clear case for them to solve each week, or whether the format will be as unlimited as the first episode suggested. The first two episodes were broadcast in the UK as a double bill, so I will be referring to the earlier episode occasionally, as they were presented together and are both fresh in my mind.
I have mentioned in my review of Everything Changes how the look and imagery of the show Ultraviolet seems to be an influence, and mentioned in that review the gases and powders of an violet hue to be found in this second episode. Further similarities with Ultraviolet are to be found here, as it is reminiscent of that show's use of fantastical events with a subtext commenting on contemporary issues. Torchwood here seems to be saying something about our 21st Century Western society with its saturation of sexual images (during the scene where the alien/girl strides through a mass of steamy advertising), but what that message was is unclear, and by the time we are confronted with mass disintegrations in a sperm bank, the subtext is fuzzy to be sure.
To remind us that the first episode of Torchwood was post-watershed (and NOT Doctor Who), there was copious amounts of violence; this episode has copious amounts of sex. The scene in the club toilet was very much a statement of intent for the show.
Where Torchwood does share similarities with New Series Doctor Who is with Gwen's and Rose's contributions. Just as Rose reminded the Doctor to be a bit more human sometimes, so Gwen points the team in the direction of the human side of the case.
As shown in Everything Changes, the group seemed to be losing their collective focus. Gwen seems to giving the team a bit of moral purpose beyond messing about with alien technology: to help people.
Of the others in the team apart from Jack and Gwen, Owen has had his character sketched out the most. An obnoxious, lecherous lad, he is already at loggerheads with Gwen. Toshiko and Ianto are more reserved but we will surely learn more about them as the series progresses.
Jack will be familiar to viewers of Doctor Who New Series Season One, but the character we see here is subtly different. A bit more subdued. He still seems sometimes to act like a self-interested rogue, as shown by chasing after the hand in the jar rather than the girl they are trying to save. (It is not too hard to work out where this hand came from. How significant a part the hand in a jar plays in future episodes will be interesting to discover.)
One important way that Gwen differs from Rose is that while Rose left her old life behind for her fantastic adventures, Gwen returns each night to her boring boyfriend. For now. How many more lasagnas will she stand?
Sleaze... by Joe Ford 25/12/06
How kind of the producers of this show to get the rubbish out of the way so early. Yes, if you detect a hint of sarcasm in my voice that is because I cannot understand the logic of airing the frankly cluttered and awkward pilot and then this pile of crap on the same night. Were they trying to drive viewers away? Honestly, the only reason I can think of is that they wanted to get this embarrassment out of the way as soon as possible and not let everyone wait a week to be presented with this.
My biggest worry is that this is written by Chris Chibnall, one of the driving thrusts of the show and if this is his take on how it should continue, I am scared for its future. This is even more OTT than the pilot, the script featuring one of those ideas SF knocks about every now and again (and strangely always turns out to be the worst example of the show) of the sex-obsessed alien. Why on Earth the viewers would be presented with such an outlandish and downright-sloppy concept so early in its run defies belief - and the downward spiralling ratings and somewhat mixed feelings about this show's opening night must surely reflect its childishness. This isn't trusting your audience, it's hammering them over the head and screaming "Aha we're not Doctor Who... look what we can do!"
In this episode's attempts to be more adult it winds up being far more childish than any Doctor Who episode in the new series. The shock of seeing a downright-dirty sex scene in the nightclub loo is made even worse by the geezer who is watching it on CCTV and wanking off. Add a scene where a kid tries to seduce a postman; Gwen jumps headfirst into a lesbian snog; and where a rat goes splat with seriously unfunny consequences, and you have a piece of television that leaves a nasty taste in your mouth, like you've gone down on somebody and swallowed. None of this material actually offended me; it just all seemed quite seedy and filthy. Why would you want to freak out your audience so early?
Add to these graphic moments a general lack of relationship between writer and director and this feels very awkward to watch. The general tone of the script is absurd, but the director wants to turn this into some kind of tragedy so you have scenes of the team taking the piss out off all the raunchy sex that is going on rubbing up against scenes of Carys crying in the shower and begging for her ex-shag to love her. Am I supposed to be laughing? Crying? Excited? Aroused? In an episode that tries to hit all these notes, it ends up achieving none of them.
What's more, one of the highlights of the pilot was the strong performances of Eve Myles and John Barrowman but both of them seem as uncomfortable with this script as the audience. Poor Gwen, the script has her walking around acting like an idiot much of the time ("The worst first day ever") and Myles spends most of the episode acting ultra naive when she was mightily assured last week. It seems ridiculous to me that the rest of the team would let her interrogate an alien on her own (and her line, "You can forget about enslaving us" is just embarrassing!) and it's not until two-thirds in that she gets something useful to do, reminding the team that they have been underground too long and have forgotten to be human. Astonishingly, after this week's performances it seems that Barrowman might actually be the weakest performer in the cast; just watch him as he chases Carys through the Hub in the most camp and OTT pursuit scene ever.
I'm not too sure about the morality of a show that can have Gwen kiss Karys and Jack and then go home and shag her boyfriend. Or the arrogance of Torchwood that calls the army "amateurs", says they are the ones that do the "real work" and that treats its new starters with such disrespect. Frankly I'm not sure if this is a likable cast of characters. When Owen said, "I'd come round and shag you", I was ready to write his character off as a nasty piece of work.
Add to all of these faults a general lack of coherence and a conclusion that attempts to be dramatic but winds up being downright hilarious (watch Captain Jack as he camply waves his gun around; smashing open doors in the sperm clinic to find the remains of men who have bee shagged to death and turned into piles of dust) and you have an episode that really doesn't fire me up in any way.
The only really interesting element is the team's lack of knowledge of Jack's past. It is quite sad how he desperately tries to protect the Doctor's hand from being stolen but it proves he has unfinished business with the Time Lord. Oh and the fact that none of the team has partners ("Not in this job" says Tosh).
Oh and the script has some witty lines here and there that are worth a chuckle, if you are in the mood:
Look How Adult We Are! by Nathaniel Wayne 13/7/08
After a strong debut episode, Torchwood gets hung up on its own concepts right off the bat with the second episode. The influences of the show are starting to show so strongly it borders on plagarism and the program threatens to get very self indulgent very quickly. On her first actual day with the Torchwood crew, Gwen accidently frees an alien intelligence from a fallen meteorite which naturally goes out and posseses a girl before preceeding to have fatal sex with any man she can get.
Clearly with this episode Torchwood is trying to set itself aside from the more family friendly vibe of Doctor Who. However, they're really overdoing it. Everything about this episode starting with the basic concept just screams "We're so adult! Look what we can do because we're on later! Wheeeeeeeeeee!" There were a few swears and such tossed off in the pilot, but it all was fairly organic whereas here everything (especially the first sex scene) feels gratuitous and is being done simply because they can, not because the there's anything actually requiring it. There's also the issue of the apparent bisexuality of many of these characters. This is thrown in the face of the audience so early (they had it right in the pilot) and so often that I found borderline offensive even though I take absolutely no issue with bisexuality or homosexuality. The big problem is that there's no reason for any of these characters be to switching around genders except for Captain Jack. Jack has an actual reason in terms of his backstory and character to be that way. There's no need for the other characters to be presented like this, other than the simple fact that the producers can get away with it.
Many people have mentioned the very obvious influences on this show but I think this episode shows clearly that they're aping "Angel" more than anything else. It's not enough that they have taken that show's atmosphere, general shooting style (in fact even lifted some shots completely), but now they're stealing the plot ideas too. The second episode of "Angel" dealt with a demon parasite that was trying to find the perfect host and was passed from one body immediately following the act of sex. Sound familiar at all?
Not to put the entire episode down. The character interactions are starting to solidify as the role of each member of the team is being displayed clearly. It's a nice treat how little the other characters know about Captain Jack, though if you know his Doctor Who roots that puts you well ahead of the team and the writing. But the fact that they trust him yet at the same time know so little about him is somewhat reminiscent of the Doctor himself and it brings a nice little touch to the show. Gwen really is also becoming the unifying element of the program and how she handles things in the episode really lays out very well why the team need her so badly. They've become disconnected by the work. They don't have anybody at home, they don't relate to the victims of the aliens they're catching, they're too focused on the job. Gwen is able to help bring the human element back that the team has clearly lost (if they ever had it).
So there's some promising elements present but they're all side items. The main course of this episode just doesn't go down well at all. It's forcefully "adult content" for no good reason and overly derivative of the shows that influenced the producers. It's very early for this show to take such a downturn and I'm hoping to discover that they recover quickly.