10) Evil of the Daleks.
An excellent example of how fresh and alive Dudley Simpson's music
was in the sixties. Without the constraint of scoring every story like in
the mid seventies and his imagination enhanced by the excellent adventures
his music here was just brilliant. Of particular note is the wonderful
piano score for the house scenes, especially the pan across all of
Waterfield's/Maxtible's scientific equipment. Another memorable cue is the
really good cliffhanger music he uses several times throughout... an
exciting take on the shows own theme tune to shit up whenever a Dalek
appears!
9) Pyramids of Mars.
Dudley Simpson again in the middle of the gothic era and it shows.
This is an unusally good score considering some of his surrounding stories
adding musch drama and severity to the situation. As Ernie Clements is
chased through the woods by the mummies we are truly terrified as Simpson
adds a frightening 'slasher chase' score to proceedings. Some nice sax
work her too, especially during the Doctor's attempt to smuggle the bomb
onto the pyramid and I will never forget how effective he makes a simple
shaker during Sarah's woodland scenes in episode one.
8) Terror of the Zygons.
Wow. One of my favourite ever pieces of Who music is when
Sarah pursues harry through the streets of Scotland and into the barn...
it is utterly spine tingling. Geoffrey Burgeon knew what this show
needed... soft gentle music for the lighter scenes (the Doctor, Sarah and
Harry arrive on the moorlamd) and fast paced atmospheric stuff for the
scary bits (the Zygon locks them into the divers unit, the gripping finale
with Broton). A welcome change from the Dudley Simpson era and an
effective horror score. When listened to alone without the story around it
it really does conjour up images that populate your nightmares.
7) Mindwarp.
Not a good story but helped tremendously by one of the best eighties
scores. The alien world Thoros Beta is conjoured up in no time at all by
the sureel, creepy music that leads to the Doctor and Peri landing on the
beach. The dramatic ending with Peri killed in a viscous experiment is
especially well done, blood pumpingly exciting as the Doctor is dragged
away and King Yrcanos discovers his bride to be. The musician wisely chose
to cut all music suddenly when we see Colin Baker's horrified reaction
("You... killed Peri...") and it is all the better for it. Even terribly
acted and directed moments are given a shred of decency by such a good
score (the introduction of the Mentors). The 'skidaddle' test is very,
very good.
6) Full Circle.
I love music when it is actually melodical instead of simply
punctuating the action (like much of Star Trek music that just has an
annoying sting at the end of scenes!) and this is a superb example.
Episode one is littered with tunes that stay in your head for ages
(Adric's chase through the woodland is great, and so is the mysterious and
scart theme for the Marshmen rising from the waters!). Later episodes lay
on the heavy snyth stuff for the tense scenes of the Marshmen attacking
the Starliner but they are all the better for it. The only disapointment
is the annoying 'outler' tune that is played throughout but even that is
put to good use during Tom Baker's marvellously zany "Romana!" as loads of
strangers pour out of the TARDIS.
5) STOCK MUSIC.
I call it 'Here come the Cybermen' but I understand it has another
name. Whatever, you all know what piece I mean. That slightly camp but
very menacing music that accompanies the Cybermen marching across the
moons surface, the Cybermen bursting from their Ice Tombs on Telos, the
Yeti attacking UNIT troops in London... maybe it's because it accompanies
so many classic scenes or maybe it's just really, really, exciting!
4) The Aztecs.
A very early piece but I am a sucker for historical scores and this
conjours up the brutal and sensitive Aztecs perfectly. I really like the
music for the 'Garden of Peace' and actual Aztec theme (all flute-y during
the Doctor's first encounter with Aztec gaurds) itself is great. Also good
is Ian's fight with Ixta in episode four... let's not forget these early
stories and how effective the music had to be.
3) Curse of Fenric.
Mark Aryes, my favourite Doctor Who composer. For such a
complicated story this is quite a simple score but it manages to convey
the characters emotions and the horror of the situation most effectively.
I love the piece as the Church is beseiged by Haemovores... the use of the
drum is great! Ace diving in the sea at the end is very effective,
excellently revealing the washing away of her hatred for her mother. The
early scenes of the Russian guy being pursued by 'something' on the
darkened beach is really spooky. Don't watch it alone...
2) The Leisure Hive.
The eighties burst onto our screens with a lots of colour, science
and wall to wall music. Peter Howell doesn't disapoint adding many layers
to the stories and filling many dialouge-less scenes with memorable music.
There are a number of gorgeous scenes of the Hive swirling in radioactive
dust and it is made magical, mystical and dangerous by the wonderfully
evocative music. The militaristic later scenes are very effective too
perhaps too dramatic but never letting us forget the gravity of the
situation.
1) The Greatest Show in the Galaxy.
Ayres again and a most wonderful spooky, sureel and atmospheric
score. So many pieces to mention... the conductor attacking Ace, Mag's
unleashed as a warewolf, Ace pursued through the windswept corridors of
the circus, the catastrophic destruction at the end of the Doctor's
performance... the story itself is good but the music raises it to a level
of excellence. Terrific stuff...
Top Ten also reccomended... by Joe Ford 21/7/02
I won't bother reeling out my top ten favourite stories because I'll be dredging up all the Hinchcliffe/Colin Baker stuff again and I've already more than covered that! Instead here are ten often forgotten and hevily critisised shows that I adore. Go on folks, give 'em another chance... you might just change your mind.
10) The Ice Warriors.
Not only an interesting premise (another Ice Age) but also a
fascinatingly realised argument for the computer vs man issues. While
there is a hugely entertaining monster plot unravelling we are constantly
reminded of the conflict between Penly (man) and Clent (computer) and it
is very refreshing to see a story which is just another runaround add some
depth and characterisation. The TARDIS crew are on top form with
Troughton's marvellous turn as the scientist cum mediator. His scenes with
Penley are first rate and his ability to make us afraid of the Ice
Warriors is such a talent. The production is good with a realistic Ice
face and some standout scenes (the Tardis landing on its side, Jamie
attacked by a wolf, the avalanche) and Dudley Simpsons music is
fantasitc... his 'womans scream' tune for the ice face is exceptional.
9) Black Orchid.
I already covered this recently but it deserves to be mentioned
again. A great purely historical which takes the unlikely team of Doc 5,
Adric, Tegan and Nyssa and turns out something that suits their characters
but also makes it believable that they would travel together. The murder
mystery is all good fun but the standout scenes are the crew relaxing in
episode one, after so much drama in their lives it is GREAT to see them
finally let go a bit. All hail Sarah Sutton who does a wonderful take on
both Nyssa and her double Ann. A gorgeous little two parter and a Davison
adventure I would watch again and again.
8) Survival.
This has never seemed THAT popular and I cannot see why. Sophie
Aldred's textured performance alone is enough to give it a reccomendation.
Also of note is the exceptional direction from Alan Wareing who makes a
tradition quarry genuinely feel like an alien world, Rona Munro's adult
script which unusually for Doctor Who is full of emotion and
character growth. The ultimate achievement though is Anthony Ainley who
embarassed us with his continually awful Master throughout the eighties
who turns in a bravura performance worthy of the Delgado. His feral,
desperate Master is shocking and it is a most interesting devlopment, so
much did I enjoy his work here it almost makes up for all those terrible
Davison stories he ruined.
7) Mark of the Rani.
Unusually for the eighties a historical story with a compelling back
drop and rock solid production values. What a shame Sarah Hellings never
directed again as she takes Pip'n'Jane's shaky script and turns it into a
piece of art (well visually anyway). The scenery is absolutely beautiful
and the performances are just as good. Colin Baker just getting in his
stride now gets his own villain in the Rani and Kate O'Mara proves ideal
for the role. The Master is about too but he is so off his trolley at this
point EVERYONE takes the piss out of him and Peri's around acting like a
right div (and yet Niccy Bryant still makes her look cool, what an
actress!). Top it all of with relatively little violence and a hysterical
man turned tree and you have a production that is just quintessentially
Doctor Who.
6) The Sun Makers.
Robert Holmes' witty script, Tom Baker on acid, Leela on form, a
realistic setting, a fantastic pair of villans, K9 used well... just what
is there to complain about? There are too many priceless scenes but the
brilliant collector over the roof bit just gets me every time . Who can
think of a better way of disposing of the bad guy but chucking him off a
building? Genius.
5) Creature from the Pit.
Is it that bad? I don't see it! I really do laugh with the script! I
think the jokes are great (Fisher has a real knack for these comedies!)
and the plot is worth following too. Who cares if Erato looks like a big
nob? What about the Mandrils (don't even get me started on what THEY look
like!). The jungle set is incredible... so much so I thought they were on
location until I read otherwise! Chris Barry can always be counted on to
get everything he can from his script and he charges the story with
memorable images and great performances. Lady Adastra is a really good
viscous baddie and at the centre of it all is Tom Baker and Lalla Ward and
who could possibly dislike those two together?
4) The Romans.
Oh come on William Hartnell's OTT but divine performance alone is
worth watching this one for. The cast really send up the humorous script
is such style... it feels like a mad Carry On film in places. So many of
the jokes are great... the aforementioned steaming scenes, the silent lyre
playing, the two TARDIS parties being so close but never meeting, Nero
being a lusty 'fellow' and chasing Barbra around the place for a snog,
Vicki 'poisoning' Nero... its all told with such a sense of humour it's
impossible to critisise. Another example of how experimental the show was
in its early days.
3) Invasion of the Dinosaurs.
So underatted! A long script yes but an interesting one with plenty
going on. It's characters used wisely, especially Sarah who gets to be a
smart arse for a change and Mike Yates who gets some development (woah!).
Paddy Russell tries not to captilise on the embarassing dinosaur effects
and includes a glossy chase scenes for Pertwee's man of action and some
lovely atmosphere with the spooky black and white episode one. I love all
the stuff on the spacehip... it seems quite sensible to me! And I adore
the final scenes which proves Pertwee and Sladen were a great team.
2) Terror of the Vervoids.
For once a new and really creepy alien for the eighties and not just
a shoddy re-design of an old monster. A good, complicated script with
plenty to keep you intruiged and twists around every corner. A satisfying
ending which is well explained. A good use of a companion who as much as
she's complained about actually gets involved with things and doesn't
whinge. Colin Baker on form. Honor Blackman. A return to some real horror
only two stories after the hiatus for that reason. The terrific
cliffhangers. Geez you bunch are a hard lot to please!
1) The Mind of Evil.
A real gritty affair with an exceptionally polished production and a
really dramatic script. Who cares if three of the cliffhangers are the
same when you have fabulous set pieces like the raid on the prison by the
Brigadier, the 'explosive' climax, the raid on the missile... it just
looks so expensive and the action scenes are really exciting! Not to
mention Delagado at perhaps his coolest and Pertwee in full on arrogant
form which never fails to entertain (and yet he shows some frailties to
which is a blessing!). Jo is really tough and has her head screwed on
defying her stereotype with real style! And gosh dammit its really scary
in places too with the Keller machine coming across as a terrifying
menace. Great stuff!
Top Ten I wish they had been companions by Joe Ford 1/8/02
There are some characters in Doctor Who that are just so damn fabulous they instantly deserve companion status but for some reason are pushed out of competition by wallys like Dodo and Adric. Here are my particular favourites...
10) Ann Chaplet (The Massacre).
Such a sweet, endearing character, she has some wonderful moments
with Steven in The Massacre and they would have made
a great team. When she stands up to the Doctor in the last episode I just
knew she would be perfect for the show. Oddly considering this is probably
the bravest period the show ever had they refused to do a historical
companion saying it would be to inconsistent from writer to writer and
went with Dodo instead. Go figure.
9) Sara Kingdom (The Daleks Masterplan).
Technically she was a companion as she travels around in the TARDIS a
whole lot more than say the Brigadier or Liz Shaw but it would have been
nice to see her in a story without the Daleks stealing the limelight as
she had such potential. Just listening to the Christmas Day episode she
throws herself into the barmy action with such gusto you know she could
have been great. Ruthless and deadly too, killing her own brother.
Compassionate and charming, she too stood up to Hartnell and even
sacrificed her life for him (in a supremely dramatic moment). Another one
story companion who had better chemistry with Steven than Dodo.
8) Captain Turner (The Invasion).
Why wasn't he brought over into the Pertwee years as well? He has
more charm and sharisma than Benton and 'I'm hetrosexual honest!' Yates
put together! His scenes chatting up Isobel in The
Invasion are great and he could have been after Jo and Sarah... giving
the UNIT troops some much needed character. Oh and he was quite a looker
too.
7) Varsh (Full Circle).
Determined, headstrong, resourceful and the guy who played him could
act... so why oh why did they choose Adric. Imagine all those Davison
stories Varsh could have saved, keeping Tegan and Nyssa together and
helping our effete Doctor. The only thing that tarnishes Full Circle for me is his death at the end.
6) Garron and Unstoffe (The Ribos Operation).
Okay things may have been cramped in the TARDIS with Tom Baker, Tamm
and these two but how much fun would be to have seen these galatic conmen
travel to different planets and trying to extort everyone! The pair of
them could have plotted to get rid of Romana! Or at least have her
regenerate sooner and go up against Lalla Ward (that would be COOL!). I
know these guys are fun because they are one off characters but think of
the comic genius they could have bestowed on an already hysterical era!
5) Reagen (Ambassadors of Death).
Ohh, a villanous regular this time. He was so nasty in this story, so
dispassionate at all the horror he was causing he was just screaming out
to be the Master's henchman! Just think of it, because Delgado was really
such a lovable fellow when he did the nasty stuff it felt wrong (come on,
it did) so he could have gotten Raegan to do it whilst he just
masterminded schemes and traded barbs with the Doctor. Even better, if
that final Master story had happened had Delgado not died you could have
had Reagen mortified at his bosses death and him be the main villan of
season eleven... climaxing in him finally taking the Doctor's life in his
last story... ooh the possibilities are endless! Huh, why wasn't I script
editor!
4) Aunt Vanessa (Logopolis)
Okay, already I've got Varsh, Nyssa and Aunty Vanessa... I must be
mad but it sounds better than Tegan, Adric and Nyssa! I include her simply
because she's such a laugh and bloody hell the Davison era needed more of
those! So lets have Tegan shrunk to Barbie size and let Aunty Vanessa
stumble aboard. She could have stamped on the Master's foot and foiled his
schemes then healed Davison after his regeneration. She could have been
surrogate mummy to Varsh and Nyssa and it still wouldn't have been as
soapy as the season nineteen we got!
3) Brigade leader (Inferno).
C'mon wasn't he just cool? He could have come back with the Doctor
from the alternative universe and killed 'our' Brigadier and taken his
place. He could have been a real nasty piece of work... working in the
shadows, manipulating events, even secretly helping the already cool team
of The Master and Reagen to kill the Doctor! Having him kill the Brigadier
at the close of episode seven of Inferno would have
left the season on a cliffhanging high and made people desperate to see
the next episode!
2) Hugo Lang (The Twin Dilemma).
A sweet romance develops in the Colin Baker era, undercutting the
more violent tendencies of the era. These two always picking on the Doctor
whilst having a grudging respect for him finally fall into each others
arms. It all ends in tragedy of course when Peri dies in Mindwarp and Hugo blames the Doctor for her death
leading to one of the most dramatic confrontation in Who history
when Hugo leaves him claiming he doesn't care about anybody's lives except
his own forcing Doc 6 to re-think his violent ways.
1) Amelia Rumford (The Stones of Blood).
This woman needs no introduction. She's as dotty as they come and
provides the show with some of it's best laugh out loud moments ever. Also
is responsible for one of the sweetest moments in the shows history ("May
I ask you a personal question?"). Reiminds me strongly of Evelyn Smythe
and I can't think of higher praise.
Top Ten Sexiest Who players by Joe Ford 15/8/02
After all my serious reviews about cliffhangers, drama, wit, acting, blah, blah I decided to write a fun one just to tip the balance. And just so nobody feels left out I have split this straight down the middle, five girls, five boys... so step on board people and find out just who I would lurve to face terrifying adventures with...
THE LADS:
5) The Fifth Doctor.
What's that? Peter Davison? The fella you utterly abhor for his bland
acting skills? That's right! Because his acting changes nothing about the
fact that he's a cute blond with an irresistable smile. When he plays up
his british gentleman role it only makes him more sexy. And he's got quite
a bod too! No wonder Todd (in Kinda) takes every
opportunity to grab his hand!
4) Ben Jackson.
You can almost see his personal ad now: Able seaman, butch with an
accent that drives the girls wild. Would like to meet a pretty blonde who
falls into danger and needs rescuing a lot. There is something about Ben
that makes him very appealing and it's not that he's that great looking.
He's an everyday guy and he just wants to help. He contrasts really well
against both Hartnell and Troughton playing the young action hero against
their mastermind genius. Lovely smile (did I say smile, I meant...)
3) Jamie.
For his totally gorgeous accent alone. The fact that he wore a whole
lot of tight costumes didn't hurt his cause either. His all in rubber
number from The Underwater Menace was a particular
highlight from that story. Do you know what I love about Jamie (besides
being REALLY, REALLY sexy) is the fact that beneath his bravado he's
actually a right coward and some part me finds that really attractive
(mind you didn't work with Turlough because I think he's a right ugly
bugger!). Location shoots are greatly welcomed (think about it).
2) Chris Cwej.
Hmm, whassat dear boy? A book companion? Is that allowed? Well yes
becuase he turns out to be the most instantly shaggable Who guy
through description alone. The authors were clearly having a ball...
rippling biceps, flopping blond hair, tight tops, a package to die for...
when he did finally turn up on a cover I can't say I was wholly impressed
so I stuck to the image my mind instead. The only Who companion to
actually try it on with another guy and for that I am grateful. Maybe my
wish for a gay companion isn't so far off after all!
1) The Eighth Doctor.
Oh come on... who else? Dashing, daring, brave, funny and
intelligent. And damn phwoar sexy! The long hair and shabby clothes just
add to the image of this deeply dysfunctional yet dangerously gorgeous
guy. I would follow him into the TARDIS anyday! All the pain they put him
through in the book range does nothing but increase my love for this
unique character. Oh and just listening to McGann on audio makes my toes
tingle.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR OUR FIVE LUSHIOUS LADIES...
5) Polly.
Long lashes, a mane of sumptuous blond hair, legs of a supermodel...
and all those bizzare yet wonderful sixties fashions! Polly and Ben would
make the ideal companion couple... they were just made for each other. And
while I'm not fond of the idea of shagging in the TARDIS (sacrilege,
darling!) I would make an exception for these two as it seemed foolish
that they weren't together!
4) Zoe.
Sixties companion number two. Zoe is just so cute how can
anybody not find her instantly sexy? She wore all those catsuits for a
start and the fact that she was brave and intelligent (and yet still
capable of the odd scream) made her so much sexier in the eyes of many. I
can think of a good few people I know that would LOVE to get trapped in
that white void (in The Mind Robber) in that spangly
costume.
3) Romana 2.
I think she's got a lovely face, don't you? Really thick kissable
lips, says me! Oops, sexuality check! Nah she was the most refined of all
companions, she had a large array of beautiful costumes that showed off
her figure wonderfully (that school girl thing is so rude I'm not even
going there!). The fact that she got off with Doc 4... well somebody had
to take him down! You go Lalla! Romana 2 is the only companion who
deserved to be a) The 'Doctor' of E-Space and b) President. Aristocratic,
but very sexy.
2) Peri.
Yes, yes she had to get mentioned. A lot of people are still very
fond of Peri and not for her character! I know a (very, very sad) guy who
used to freeze frame her most revealing moments! He's been locked up now.
Needless to say Peri had two terrifying assets that made her popular with
the lads. Enough said.
1) Leela.
She wore practically nothing for a start (well leather, but that only
helps the image, doesn't it?). She had a fantastic figure and was very
well tanned. She had no manners (c'mon lads... didn't you just wanna train
her up?). She had a big knife that she killed things with. For most
straight men (oh and the lesbians out there) that was enough to make you
forgive The Invisible Enemy and Underworld (oh and Invasion
of Time) of any crime they commited (mostly being crap!). She wasn't
known as 'the girl the fathers watched after the football' for nothing.
Top Ten best covers by Joe Ford /7/02
Okay so some people really aren't fond of the BBC Doctor Who book range and maintain their love for the Virgin line. I get that. But one thing I hope you will concede is how much better the covers are in recent years. The Virgin line seemed happy with a cartoonish print on the front... sometimes well done (Human Nature) other times just apalling (Parasite!). However the books these days come pleasantly wrapped up in flashy covers and here is some of the best...
10) Ten Little Aliens.
I haven't read this yet so I don't know how the cover relates to the
book but there's no denying how effective this cover is. It conveys a real
sense of danger and menace and the aliens just look gross! Designed by
Mike Tucker (just like the equally effective Krill) you can tell a lot of
work has gone into the design... and the eyes (looking directly at the
reader) are especially creepy. And there's loads of the buggers... all
grouped at the front of the cover! Brrr! To add to the effect there is a
glorious starlit clifftop with the sillouhette of guys with guns looking
down over the aliens. A very intruiging SF cover with extra points for the
chills its sends down your spine.
9) The Blue Angel.
Another unread book on my shelf! What an incredibly cover, shocking,
striking and blue (my favourite colour!). there's not much to say really
but who is this winged, faceless beauty who is staring us? What power does
she posses? Its a book I long to read after looking at the cover again.
8) Asylum.
Simple but very effective this cover comes with remarkable emotion.
Its simple symbols... the cross, the blood stained dagger, the roses... it
tells you all need to know about the book inside. Simple, compelling and
thoughtful. The sun spitting out either side is just gorgeous. Like I
said... simple but quite wonderful.
7) Palace of the Red Sun.
Ahh a lazy summers afternoon, I truly cannot think of anything
better. The sun goes down and captures the beautiful lanscape with a
tranquil orange glow. This cover caught a lot of emotions in me simply
because i have spent many a afternoon down the park with friends just
laughing and drinking... it reminded me of many good times. Also the
glorious fairytale building in the background appealed to my sense of
wonder. It's a beautiful and intoxicating brew of colours.
6) The Year of Intelligent Tigers.
This one gets major points for style. The Doctor's face trapped in
the reflection of a tiger's eye. Wow, that is imaginative and must have
taken yonks to get right! I always thought tigers' (well cats' in
general!) eyes are really creepy so this makes me shudder every time I see
it. I dunno why Ilike this one so much I just do. It's very distinctive.
5) Hope.
Someone said this looks like a disco party! Of all the nerve! I think
its just fab... a huge New York-y style backdrop with three male figures
standing in a sea of acid! Psychedelic and creepy! This was goes so high
up the list because my mate picked this up on the cover alone and read it!
He, like me was confused by the cover's significance to the book... but we
both agreed (adopts sixties accent) that it was really groovy!
4) The Crooked World.
Another recent cover which deserves its place here for innovation
alone! Lots of wierd looking creatures and a spook van surrounding a
totally dishy version of Mr McGann! Did I mention that its all cartoony?
God it's wonderful, I can still remember when I first saw it and I
immediately thought... that one's gonna be good! It's as bold and as
clever as the book itself and I hate to repeat myself but McGann looks
well dishy as a cartoon!
3) The Adventuress of Henrietta Street.
One of those covers that just screams "I am soooooooo cool!" Its a
defining image to see the famous three walking through the flames. It
captures the magic, the intelligence and the boldness of the current
range. I just love it. It makes the book look complicated, rewarding and
clever... so I guess you really can judge this one by its cover!
2) Father Time.
Beautiful would be a one word description. Perfect would be another.
And they would decribe both the cover and the book! There is a real sense
of wonder with this cover mixed with an (obvious) under the covers feel. I
love snow so this cover (and later with Drift)
captures some marvellous memories for me but it's not just that. The way
the snow melts into little Miranda's cover is just gorgeous. I can
remember picking up this book and feeling so excited about Dr Who
again... this cover reminded me of all the things that make the show
great.
1) Seeing I.
Dark. Mysterious. Compelling. Definitive. Cool. Colourful. Simple.
Effective. I think its the best cover I've seen in many, many years.
AND OF COURSE THERE ARE A FEW STINKERS....
4) Autumn Mist
3) Dominion
2) Frontier Worlds
1) Book of the Still
My Top Ten Book Covers by Rob Matthews 21/8/02
Yes, I'm completely nicking Joe Ford's idea here, but I just really like eye-catching book covers and the IMO BBC's Who range is the best-designed book series currently available (narrowly beating those magnificently pulpy Elmore Leonard covers). They've come a long way since the early days when every cover featured a stock photo of whichever Doctor in front of a colourful swirly thing. Admittedly, the person who does them is addicted to the lens flare effect on Photoshop, but I'm pretty fond of that one myself.
Never judge a cover by its book, that's what I say.
Most rubbish BBC cover: The Slow Empire
Most rubbish NA cover: No Future. What's with the
sausage roll in Ace's hair and why is Liza Minelli there?
The Top Ten Covers... Of The Target Books by Matthew Harris 25/8/02
Mr Ford pointed out up there, and quite rightly, that many of the covers for the BBC books are things of (say it with me) grace and beauty. But I don't reckon that any of the computer-aided, colour-merged tarts of today would stand up to a thrashing with a Skilleter, or a good hard Pearson. I mean Andrew and Alister of course, ho ho ho. From the old Virgin Target novelisations. Here's my "top" ten. Right there. To see these pictures in full and explicit detail, go to Tim Neal's feast-for-the-eyes website at http://www.personal.leeds.ac.uk/~ecl6nb/OnTarget
10: The Massacre (by John Lucarotti). The 1987 edition. Cover by Tony Masero. The TARDIS apparently being burnt at the stake, and in the foreground stands the Doctor... or is it the Abbot?... or is it the Doctor? Alister Pearson's 1990s edition simply drew two Bill Hartnells, which is boring.
9: The Web Of Fear (by Tel). 1984 version. Cover by Andrew Skilleter. In foreground: Yeti with lights shining out of its eyes. In background: TARDIS, entangled in the titular web. Creepy. Just loses out to the same era and artist's Abominable Snowmen by virtue of happenstance. And the entangled TARDIS bit.
8: Time And The Rani (by Pip 'n' Jane). 1988 edition. There were two, actually, both showing the Tetraps hanging in their cave. One was a painting by Masero, one was a model shot by Chris Capstick. Masero's won out because the Tetraps were upside down in his painting. That is to say, they were the right way up. Oh, forget it. Anyway, they're both great, and give the story a neat sense of mystery which it didn't deserve, quite frankly. Quite frankly, all it deserves is death. Slow, brutal, bloody death.
7: The Curse Of Fenric (by Ian Briggs). 1990. Picture by Alister Pearson. And he called it cluttered. Every single thing in the story (and that's a lot of things) is alluded to one way or another, from the chessboard background to the green glow on Sylv's face. It's not cluttered. It's great. Mind you, Pearson never was satisfied. For example...
6: The Dalek Masterplan Part II: The Mutation Of Time (a ridiculously long title for anything) dates from 1989, when John Peel was writing other people's stories and therefore still had a good rep. Now, this picture (Bill's face in nebula above some shooting star effect that I might recognise if I'd seen the story, with a red Dalek right next to him looking menacing) is one of the best ever. Ever. But he said "Why everyone raves about it I really don't understand... I think it's dreadful". Artistic temperament? Yes. But never mind.
5: The Time Warrior (by Tel and Bob). 1978 dealie. Roy Knipe: famous photographer. It's very simple. It's also very good.
4: Snakedance (by Tel). Skilleter takes the "opportunity to take a symbolic approach" in his own words. Simply put: a snake, curling and curling in a spiral to infinity, attempts to eat a planet. Only thing to spoil it is PD (who wouldn't let anyone draw him, simply because David McAllister did a bad picture of him once) being slotted clumsily into the nifty neon logo they used then. By the way, BBC: if you must reuse an old logo, why not use the visually interesting neon one? You know, instead of one that's basically just the words DOCTOR and WHO in block letters? Huh? Pretty please?
3: Enlightenment (by Barbara Clegg). Skilleter again. A simple representation of the ships sailing into that shiny thing where the guardians are. But-it's-superb. Except for the aforementioned Davison-into-logo shenanegins.
2: Planet Of Fire (by Mr Grimwade). Once again: Skilleter. Tony Ainley's Master merging with Kamelion on a blue backdrop. Moody, effective, and the poles sticking out of Tony's head are very bizarre. Until you read\watch the damn thing. Interesting to note: Kamelion (being as he was on the cover of both this and King's Demons) is the only companion to have a 100% record of being on Target book covers. Yes, he does count. Yes, he does. He does too. Don't argue with me, or by thunder I'll swing for you. Or words to that effect.
1: Ghost Light (by Platty). 1990. Alister Pearson. This one's beyond description. Really. A work of towering genius (although Pearson probably hated it). A picture of McCoy so detailed it really could be a photo (I haven't worked it out yet), a genuinely elegant depiction of Ace (who's appearance on Target covers was seemingly mandatory at the time), a picture of Gabriel Chase that's frankly world-beatingly creepy in its simplicity, and of course that great bit with Light's calculations. Well apart from the "AP" (the incorporation of which into his earlier covers is often ingenious) you can while away months trying to work out what else it's saying. If you want to. Alister Pearson: we are not worthy.
And of course (this is where it becomes plagarism - sorry, Joe) there are some stinkers here also:
[The Giant] Robot from 1975, because of Peter Brookes' conceit of having Tom's head on the O. Not bad in itself, but I don't how how he did it. Alls I know is it looks like someone's trying to shoot him;
The Dinosaur Invasion Of The Dinosaurs, from 1976, because the normally-reliable Chris Achilleos duffs a potenially exciting cover up (by his own admission) by adding the word "KKLAK!". Ouch..
All the earlier Peter Davison novelisations. Come on, Pete, McAllister's picture wasn't so bad that they all have to be photos, was it? I'd make special mention of Arc Of Infinity, for showing the Doctor being threatened by Hedin (doh) but to be frank, I don't think it matters. Sod it, spoil the damn thing. If anyone's around by the end of part three, they're still not going to care one bit.
Top Ten reviewers to watch out for by Joe Ford /9/02
This is a complete cheat from a review I read the other day but I thought I would write this for anyone new joining the site who wants to know just who writes for what and just how good some the reviewers on this site can really be...
10) Stuart Gutteridge
Stuart is one of the very few reviewers who writes for the often
ignored BBV audio adventures and should be applauded for that. Because of
many of his reviews I have actually purchased some of these adventures and
they were just as good as he often says. But more than that Stuart's
reviews are thoughtful and concise and if you take a good look at the author list he will review across the board (TV,
books, audios) making for a very balanced reviewer.
Watch out for: his capsule reviews of Doctors and companions. Often
short, but to the point and with a GREATEST MOMENT.
9) Richard Radcliffe
Who has lots of good things to say about the audios and can be no bad
thing! Especially the Colin Baker ones. No seriously, it is so good to
have a regular reviewer of the audio adventures so we can see what Big
Finish are up to lately. I find it very handy to read his reviews before I
buy merchandise as more often than not his reviews match my own. I very
much like his scoring at the end of each review.
Watch out for: His 'Caught on Earth' arc reviews... spot on. And his
appreciation of the audios.
8) Mike Morris
Dontcha just love his season reviews? So in depth but often so right.
I love this guy's reviews because they are so often the complete reverse
to mine which is very refreshing! It's always nice to hear about the flip
side of the coin. In particular our Peter Davison/Colin Baker opinions
differ wildy making for som very intesting paralells. His top tens are
often hysterical and his Top Ten Shameful
Confessions just has to be one of the most honest things I've read on
this site. Extra points for taking the mickey out of me on the odd
occasion.
Watch out for: His review of season 22,
especially Vengeance on Varos (the one story I almost
made him re-consider!)
7) Tim Roll Pickering
Who seems to take an entire era and review it. He's covered all of
Hartnell, Troughton and Pertwee and is now working his way through Tom
Baker. For a comprehensive look at entire era's you can't do better. I
especially like how he pulls no punches and his reviews flutter wildly
between 1/10's and 10/10's, if he doesn't like something,
you'll know.
Watch out for: his re-apraisal of season six, one of the most maligned
seasons of Doctor Who ever of which he gives a very good argument
for giving the stories 1/10, 10/10, 9/10, 8/10, 9/10 and
10/10 respectively.
6) Rob Matthews
I bow down to Rob Matthews. No matter how hard anybody tries nobody
can write an in-depth review quite like him. He quite often uses other
sources of material to back up his reviews and quite thoughtfully compares
his opinions with others on the site. More often than not he makes me look
a stories in a whole new way. I really like his reviews of each of the
Doctors because even if he doesn't always like them the best he always
finds some nice things to say.
Watch out for: his >review of Destiny of the
Daleks. Has any story recieved such a beating? Also his brief dips
into the book range are always welcome, particularly his excellent reviews
for Verdigris and The Blue
Angel.
5) Michael Hickerson
Michael knows what he likes (season eighteen!) and always gives a
balanced, well thought out review. He has dipped into all of the eras so
it is good to read his reviews if you want to know what's hot and what's
not of each Doctor. I am often surprised by the things that he does and
doesn't like (liking the sixth Doctor very much but hating nearly all of
his stories!). I must quickly mention his wonderful Buffy site of which
his reviews there are also quite excellent.
Watch out for: Some harsh reviews during the JNT era notably Battlefield, Earthshock and
especially Trial of a Time Lord all of which made
for compelling reading
4) Terrance Keenan
One of my favourite book reviewers simply because he can be so nasty
about them! Often controversially slating popular books you've gotta love
this guy's honesty! And equally as brilliantly he loves a lot of the least
popular books (Demontage anyone?). Terrance is the
reviewer who shocks me the most. I love it.
Watch out for: His no holding back treatment of City of the Dead, The Shadows
of Avalon and especially Unnatural History.
Great stuff.
3) Robert Smith?
Yes, yes our beloved editor does get a mention. And why? He very
rarely dips into the series with his reviews and when he does it's to make
a point (about Robot, for example, or his
surprising fondness for The Mutants). He mostly
sticks to the books and gives a very honest and thought provoking account
of what he reads. It is very rare for him to be happy with a continual
series for long, the Benny NA's are easily his favourite books with hardly
a bad review amongst the twenty or so books. He never held back when it
came to his dislike of the early EDA's (which was great to read, his
desperation that hopefully soon a good book would come along!) but he has
been much kinder to the recent EDA's liking pretty much all of the recent
books bar a few shocking exceptions (Adventuress of
Henrietta Street, The Slow Empire).
Watch out for: His review of City of the Dead,
The Glass Prison and Alien
Bodies and Dead Romance. These are the books
he LIKES.
2) Andrew AcCaffrey
Another book reviewer whose revviews of the EDA's I follow quite
dilligently. He, like me seems quite impressed with the current range and
since his reviews always seem to arrive just after mine it is nice to
compare notes. His reviews of the earlier EDA's are also quite fair and
although quite honest about how much he doesn't like a book he often finds
a few nice things to say about each one. I find that very refreshing.
Watch out for: Any of his reviews from Earthworld onwards providing an optimistic look
at the EDA's of late.
1) Finn Clark
Who else could it be but Finn Clark. Who keeps me mercilessly
entertained with his frantic and quite often hysterically funny reviews. I
like Finn's work especially because he always covers how the TARDIS teams
are portrayed and that is one of the things I really want to know before
starting a book! Who do I turn to to help me decide which PDA's to buy and
skip? TV Zone? Dreamwatch? SFX? Nope, it's Finn who has written reviews
for nearly every PDA and almost always gets me intruiged enough to pick it
up. I bought Warmonger just to see if he was
right about how DIRE it was! Insightful, witty and always well written,
his reviews are always top stuff.
Watch out for: the times he really surprised me... Trading Futures (that he hated in the middle of a run
of EDA's that he loved), Amorality Tale
(almost universally derided but hey Finn loved it!), The Eight Doctors (in which he can't seem to decide
what to think!) and The Squire's Crystal (where
he actually agreed with me!)
While I probably shouldn't have put this in a top ten way because to be honest I like all these reviewers... thanks guys for providing me with HOURS of entertainment.
Top Ten Stephen Cole EDA moments by Joe Ford 4/9/02
As I have recently discovered the Stephen Cole edited EDA's have been vastly underated. While not always perfect (in fact some of his opus is as far from perfect as you can get!) there was more of a consistent good quality running throughout, particularly towards the end. Here are my favourite moments of that era. They are not all world shaking moments like Compassion turning into a TARDIS or The Third Doctor's death but moments that I felt genuinely pleased to reading the books... be it a funny scene, an emotional hit or a shocking twist.
10) Iris name drops (The Scarlet Empress).
This was my first introduction to the insane world of Iris Wildthyme
and like the majority of readers I fell in love with her instantly. Her
constant attempts to get close to The Doctor and to get him to admit that
he cared for her (if you know what I mean!) are hysterical and very
touching. But it is the way she managed to wind up our favourite Time Lord
by playing him at his own game, by name dropping adventures HE has had and
putting herself into the stories that were most brilliant of all. My
personal favourite was her tale about her seven incarnations being taken
to Gallifrey in the the Death Zone and having to fight all monsters from
her past like Zarbi, Mechanoids and Quarks ("Good job we only got the
rubbishy monsters to battle, eh?"). That Paul Margs, what a genius.
9) The Robot (Frontier Worlds).
The number one laugh out loud character in this line! He only gets two
scenes and yet makes such an impression. He is sarcastic, states the
obvious and takes a joke just a little too far! When the Doctor slaps his
forehead in a sudden realisation of a fact the robot then mimicks his
actions TWICE but when he slaps his hand to his forehead, there's a bit of
a clang. The second time his mocks amazement leads to the Doctor's
hysterical response. "Yes. But don't overdo it."
8) Compassion kills Ellis (Frontier Worlds).
Ooh, two showings for Anghelides! The sheer genius of this moment is
not that a regular character (and a companion at that!) brutally
slaughters a character by stabbing an axe into his forehead, oh no! It's
not even the fact that we're all cheering because Ellis was such a nasty
little ponce that made Fitz's life hell. No, it's that when Compassion
commits the act she actually cracks a joke, the sickest joke I've heard in
a while by stating Ellis' horrible saying "Big mistake. Mega mistake."
whilst wiping the bloody axe on his buisness suit. Very impressive.
7) Chapter Six (Seeing I)
I believe I have already gone on enough about this marvellous chapter
taking through a year in Sam's life. It is mature, simple, elegant,
touching and connected with me on so many levels. The fact that it deveops
Sam (the most generic character ever to grace a book range) more in one
chapter than the ten or so books preceeding it just goes to show the skill
and quality of Jon Blum's writing (as Kate Orman told me he wrote the Sam
bits).
6) The Krotons! (Alien Bodies)
Whilst I find Alien Bodies to be a vastly
overated book this absolutely gem of a moment just won me over with it's
sheer verve. In a spectacular scene the Doctor realises that the Daleks
have been invited to the auction of his body. Everybody is on tenderhooks
as their ships settles down and the doors open. "Exterminate!
Exterminate!" is what we were all expecting but in a shameful moment of
high comedy the terrifying Krotons slowly (as they were terribly designed
and REALLY slow on screen) emerge. The fact that they claim to have dealt
with the Daleks on their way just makes it all the more priceless.
5) Time Lord revealed! (The Banquo Legacy).
A stunning book and no doubt but the best bit for me was the
revelation as to just who the Time Lord agent was. We all knew this would
lead into The Ancestor Cell and that the Doctor would
be caught and we had an intruiging number of suspects as to just who the
culprit Time Lord was. Needless to say the answer had been pretty obvious
(except to me) and came as a suprise of delight. It was clever too. And
paved the way for a brilliant last scene. Who ever heard of it being the
butler?
4) Gallifrey is gone (The Ancestor Cell)
A grotesquely convoluted book and no mistake but nobody can deny the
last few chapter have a real sense of closure and excitement for a better
future. The Doctor's final decision to erase his own planet will always be
the best shock moment in the whole series.
3) Prison Death (Seeing I)
Kate Orman this time, reminding us why she is so revered. The story of
The Doctor stuck in the prison where everybody is NICE is the best
examination of his character yet. He has no one to fight, no grand villans
to face off against. And he just can't escape. He's stuck in one building
for three years. That would be torture for anybody but for a man who
delights in travelling to new worlds and times every five minutes it is as
bad as death. Two GREAT moments, one comes when The Doctor tries another
escape and takes one of his fellow prisoners with him only to get her
killed. His stunned reaction left me reeling. The second was his revealing
"At last" as an officer finally lays into him and he has a clear enemy to
fight. The fact the officer is reprimanded and everybody else is still
nice, despite his escape attempts, just pushes The Doctor over the edge.
Gripping stuff. And a teddy bear has never disturbed me so much in my
life.
2) Brigadier's redemption (The Shadows of
Avalon).
Everybody knows about this bit! The Brigadier, tormented by his wife's
unexpected death, finds himself losing the will to live. In the midst of a
great battle of interdimensional forces it isn't exactly the best time.
During his ground force fight Doris comes to him and tells him it's time
to let go. For the first time in the book he wants to live, wants save
everybodies life. He heroically rescues an injured private and in the best
moment of smybolism I've ever read says "If I got killed... then I
couldn't get you home." I cried.
1) The Doctor rapes Compassion (The Fall of
Yquatine).
In a top moment of shocking high drama the desperate Doctor fits his
new TARDIS, Compassion, with a randomiser to help her elude The Time
Lords. He doesn't ask. He just does it. And he pays the price. Compassion
goes insane and tries to kill him and Fitz. I had to put the book down to
control my breathing. Just stunning on every level.
Top ten special editions by Rob Matthews 6/9/02
Still on a bit of a Star Wars thing at the moment, I was thinking about how much that end celebration sequence adds to the special edition of Return of the Jedi. Yes, yes, I know Doctor Who's not about special effects, but what with the DVD release of a tarted-up Five Doctors, here's my speculation on which other DW stories would benefit from a bit of CGI... you know, in twenty years or something when it's on tap...
(yes, as it happens I do have too much time on my hands today)
1) The Deadly Assassin
Simply pluck out all the actors and put them in front of huge, gothic
and alien backgrounds based on that dark green colour scheme. A lot of art
nouveau would be my choice, very swirly and overdecorous. Imagine the vast
reaches of the lower levels of the Capitol, the swarms of multi-hued Time
Lord chapters in a stadium-sized Panopticon. Statues of Omega, Rassilon,
the Other knocking about the place. A view of outer Gallifrey from the
Doctor's trial room, forests of magenta trees and a flock of fledershrews
flitting by. You could greatly improve the Eye of Harmony scene by showing
the spires and gantries of the Capitol juddering and falling to bits. And
you could work in a few twitching sinews to animate the Master's gnarled
face.
2) The Caves of Androzani
The exterior matte shot when the TARDIS lands is actually pretty good
already, but you could take out that snapshot of Dakota or wherever it is
and create a more alien landscape. Replace the lava beast with... well,
anything at all really. A rubber duck would be more effective than that
thing. One scene that could certainly stand improvement is when the
President falls down the liftshaft. It's like when Morbius fell off that
cliff, too slow. The view from Morgus' office could be made more
substantial, the way Bespin was in The Empire Strikes Back. I wouldn't
make the caves themselves look any more extensive or cavernous, though,
'cause it'd be better for them to contrast with Morgus's wise open spaces.
Better to put a load of stalactites and stalagmites in there to represent
Jek's tortured personality.
3) Remembrance of the Daleks
"Activate the Omega device!"
-We follow the progress of the Hand of Omega (a swirling ball of
energy that
resembles a really huge atom) as it darts from the underside of the Dalek
ship. The ship shrinks into the distance and as the Hand gains speed, so
does Earth.
"Omega device activated"
-The Hand whips up a timewarp and leaps through it
"Plotting course to home planet Skaro"
-The Hand zips through the swirling colours of the time vortex
"Now, the Daleks shall become the Lords of Time!"
"Entering Skaro Time zone"
-We see silent empty space. Suddenly reality seems to ripple at the
centre
then tear open, and the Hand bursts out of the implicate. We follow it as a
big red planet whips past us almost too quickly to see. Then we hold back
and watch as the ball of energy zooms towards Skaro's sun. A couple of
moments later, a little whoomph from the star shows that it's hit home.
"(Technical stuff about, neutrino release, core collapse etc)"
-We see things bubbling up around the device inside the heart of
Skaro's sun
(obviously we're wearing our sunshades)
"Danger! Instability!"...."Home planet Skaro about to vaporise"
The Omega device nips off to our side as the sun heaves a little,
causing
Skaro (entirely unscientifically I expect) to shift a little in space, as if
potted lightly by a a pool cue. Then WHAM, light fills the screen.
4) Frontier in Space
Well, virtually all the special effects shots of spaceships could be
redone easily. They don't even involve actors, and this story really wants
to be an impressive space opera. Backgrounds of futuristic buildings could
be added to the Earth scenes that look like they were filmed outside a
defunct leisure centre in Fulham. That giant blancmange/bedsheet creature
on the Ogron planet could also be replaced with something a bit more
menacing too.
5) Tomb of the Cybermen
Not many changes needed here - just add vast honeycombs of cyber tombs
into the background, so it looks like there are thousands of them asleep
and not just twelve. Alternatively - or is that additionally? -, you could
add point-of-view shots into Attack of the Cybermen
showing much the same thing.
6) Planet of the Daleks
If there's one thing CGI's come in handy for it's creating giant
hordes of identical creatures - you know, Gungans, droids, bugs, spiders,
clone armies, creepy things from Lord of the Rings. So creating a dormant
army of pepperpots to replace those misshapen clunk-o-matic toys ought to
be a cakewalk. And then there's that Spiridonian jungle, made out of five
rubber plants. It could be made really lush and alien, and given a hint of
wildlife in the form of, say, luminous bees and butterfly-winged
centipedes.
7) The Daleks
As I mentioned when I reviewed it, this one's is actually remarkably
effective, managing to create a sense of scale through well-designed visuals
and sound effects (such as the lift descending in episode 1). So just
replace the wonky-perspective cardboard backdrops (namely the ones in the
corridors, and those rather flat-looking Daleks in the control room) with
more convincing CG ones. Alternatively, if you were feeling a great deal
more ambitious, you could add some new actors into the Thal ranks (the way
Boba Fett was made to lurk in the background in A New Hope) and have
monstrous Dalek mutants leaping out of their travel machines and clutching
onto their faces and backs in the final battle a la Alien. Then it wouldn't
seem so anticlimactic.
8) The Invisible Enemy
The spaceship moving through the asteroid field and being attacked by
the swarm. The view from Michael Sheard's window on that moon. The
spaceship docking and being shimmied underground. The Doctor's innards.
This was an impressively large-scale story (er, even the miniaturisation
bits), and would benefit more than many others from suitably impressive
visuals. The swarm leader in particular could be blotted out and replaced
with something more impressive, like that rotund Jabba chap in the fur
coat was for ep 4.
9) The Ark in Space
Same thing, really. CGI Wirrnnn (or whatever they're called). A few
hundred additional galleries of frozen humans. Something veined and
pulsating to replace that green bubble wrap.
10) Planet of the Spiders
No, not the the tacky arachnids. Not even the ludicrous backdrops on
Metebelis III. What really needs changing about this story is the
regeneration scene. When you consider how effective the Hartnell/Troughton
one was, the simple dissolve we get here is inexcusably dull.
Top Ten JNT era moments by Joe Ford /9/02
10) Confusion! (Castrovalva)
Such a marvellous lyrical story deserved an ending as good as this.
Once the wonderful Portreeve has been exposed as the evil Master the whole
world of Castrovalva finally folds in on itself almost threatening to
consume our heroes. The newly regenerated Doctor, Tegan, Adric and Nyssa
rush through the streets desperate for an escape. It's so beautifully
directed by Fiona Cumming with the brilliant Micheal Sheard's "There is
nothing but confusion in my eyes!" saying everything we need to know
without actually seeing a thing. The echoing screams and jigsaw effects
are just great. We were all worried that the show would sink in its new
season... this ending, exciting and thoughtful (with the Master getting a
really nasty fate this time!) proves us wrong. It was going to be a good
year.
9) Suicide! (Greatest Show in the Galaxy)
For a show full of surreal touches and magical moments it seems odd
that I would pick this but it just gives me goosebumps every time I watch
it. The Chief Clown's abuse and Bellboy's sudden spirit to fight back is
wonderful but I genuinely thought he was going to turn his robotic clowns
on the enemy. It shocked me no end to realise he meant he genuinely
couldn't go on to do work he hates and draws them towards himself instead.
The imagery is great... the shadowy clowns slowly coming to life, closing
in on him with nowhere to escape and then the sudden pan over to the Chief
Clown proving the old saying 'seeing nothing means more'. His ivy smile is
just the icing on the cake.
8) Massacre! (The Five Doctors)
Even my mum thought this bit was great! Truly one of the best action
set pieces in the shows entire history and directed by JNT himself! Arms
lopping off, heads too, one Cyberman even throws up! Eugh! It's all
enhanced by the chosen location, an atmospheric slate quarry and
introduces the faster than light Raston Warrior Robot. Whether its pumping
them full off arrows or just chopping their heads of this is one mean
mamma that you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley!
7) Nyssa departs (Terminus)
Of all the leaving scenes JNT did this one seemed the most genuine. It
struck a real chord in me because Sarah Sutton is one of my favourite
things about the Davison so to see her go is heartbreaking. The fact that
her decision ties up with her character works superbly and the reactions
of the Doctor and Tegan seem very genuine. Tegan just falls silent and
begs her not to go and the Doctor tells her how brave he thinks she is
after shes made up her mind. By the final shot of Tegan and Nyssa hugging
and crying I'm afraid I was a gonna too... pass me the Kleenex! This is an
example of understated emotion the show doesn't do too often but it works
perfectly here.
6) The Glass Dalek (Revelation of the Daleks)
How sick, morbid and twisted is it to see a man in decaying, mutilated
remains fitted inside a Dalek shell and being transformed. The fact that
it is the father of a character we have been following for half the story
just adds to the perversion. Truly if you were to think of a time when the
evil of the Daleks was best protrayed this has to be the prime contender.
The scene is dramatic and moody with the actors perfectly acquited, the
rising music makes it all the scarier and the dialogue ("It is vital that
the Daleks are supreme in all things!" "Kill me child, kill me!") is
delicious. The end where Natasha shoots him to pieces looks glorious but
its the emotional core that gives it its power.
5) Special Weapons! (Rememberance of the Daleks)
Another wow coool moment! Let's be honest, seeing the Daleks wobbling
around on the cobbled streets of London is hardly an awe-inspiring sight
even when blowing themselves to pieces. But when the greased up Special
Weapons Dalek glides into view which is just a HUGE gun blowing up three
Daleks at a time we are blown away too! Simply put... they made the Daleks
cool again. Enough said.
4) The Two Doctors (The Two Doctors)
Saint Patrick and saint Colin, together at last! Any scene with them
together is instantly magical taking an instant dislike to each other! I
still can't get over the thought of someone meeting themselves and hating
themselves! Tee hee! Of course it's battle of the egos all over again and
with such gems as "I've come a long way for you!" "Naturally, don't expect
any thanks" and "The Universe should be big enough for both of us...
just!" JNT said he adored the chemistry between these two and although
their time together is short it's certainly very memorable. My two
favourite Doctors together. Wonderful.
3) Attacked! (Curse of Fenric)
You know what I mean, that marvellous bit where the Haemovores attack
en masse. It is one of those moments where Dr Who transcends the
small screen and provides a moment worthy of a movie. It's all complicated
camera angles, unexpected attacks and pandomonium. It's brilliantly
exciting and advances the plot in a big way. I truly think the story would
lose a lot of its power without this incredible set piece. Ace struggling
with two Haemovores is so scary it hurts and Sorin to the rescue (with
real bullet holes being pumped in!) is great. It's five minutes of non
stop madness and I love it to pieces.
2) "Did you call him the Doctor?" (Trial of a Time
Lord)
Trust Robert Holmes to transcend the whole Trial to a new level and
turn EVERYTHING we have seen on its head. Chris Clough's direction is fab,
his shot of Colin with a dark shadow across his face as the Master tells
him that the Valeyard is a darker version of himself is brilliantly done.
Colin's astonished, terrified reaction is one of the most dramatic,
terrifying moments in the whole series. This one sent shivers right down
my spine.
1) Carnage! (Caves of Androzani)
Althought this story is overated, the ending most certainly isn't. Its
non stop violence as all the male characters are cut down one by one. Some
are well deserved cheer-worthy deaths (Morgus, Stotz) others are tragic
(Sharaz Jek). But the piece de resistance is the Doctor who finally comes
to the end of his fifth life desperately trying to save his friend. The
edge of your seat rush back to the TARDIS is Doctor Who at its
awe-inspiring best and the regeration is easily the best ever. When Colin
sits up "Three I's in one breath, you must be a rather an egotistical
young lady!" I cheer every time. Utterly perfect.
The Ten Best Video and DVD Covers by Mike Morris 13/9/02
Hmm, you see, recently we've covered everything else. The best book covers. The best Target covers. Fine and worthy lists, all of them. But damn you people, I won't have the video covers being neglected! The amazing work of a core of gifted artists, and, er, various anonymous photo-montage people at the BBC! So this list now completes the Guide's recent attempts to rate all the different genres of cover.
Now, some of you may notice that DVD covers don't feature heavily (or, indeed, at all) on the list, and this is because they are both unimaginative and featureless and damn ugly, all at the same time, a bit like Milton Keynes or 1950's housing schemes. In a word, minging. I just included them in the title so no-one would have to go through the torture of ranking the damn things. You're welcome, completists out there.
And anyway, here we go...
10. Horror of Fang Rock. Ah, it's a montage one to begin with. At about the same time as the diamond logo was superseded by the Pertwee (sorry, McGann) logo, BBC Enterprises (sorry, Worldwide) started using photo-montages instead of illustrations. This was a sad day, as although the montaged covers actually look better on the whole, they're not as much fun. Anyway, Horror Of Fang Rock is one of the better ones, with a ghostly blueness thing going on and a really cool photo of Tom. Very nice indeed.
9. The Caves of Androzani. Er, well actually I only saw this once, in a second-hand shop, and for some bizarre reason I didn't buy it because I had the story taped off UK Gold. Six months later my VCR shredded said tape, just to teach me not to avoid my responsibilities as a collector. Collector? Ugh, I feel like comic-book guy from the Simpsons (but I don't look like him. Honest). Anyway, I can't remember much about this cover except that there was lots of stuff happening on the cover, and it was very nice. And looked kind of like The Twin Dilemma, but better.
8. Nightmare of Eden. Another montage, but the last in this list. Sadly, we don't get credits with the montage system, so I've got no idea who utilised the myriad tricks of Adobe Photoshop (presumably - looks a bit like the "solarize" filter to me) to actually make a Mandrel look bloody terrifying. Nice layout, nice dank greenness, and overall it's a really strong and serious realisation of a simple concept. Just like the story, then.
7. The Stones of Blood. The Key to Time videos all have very strong covers generally, except for the last two which are kind of dull. Still, let's hear it for Andrew Skilleter, one of the two Kings of Doctor Who artwork! This is just about the best of the Key to Time bunch, with the Cailleach (which, by the way, comes from Irish mythology and is pronounced incorrectly right through the story... it's pronounced kuh-lok, with the emphasis on the second syllable... oh, never mind) dominating a very dark cover. It'd be higher except that Romana looks a bit unwell.
6. Logopolis. Skilleter again, showing his gift for composition. The artwork's not the best, but it's such a brilliant layout! The Watcher at the bottom, with a white line-thing emanating from him and splitting the cover in two, with a picture of the Doctor on one side and the Master on the other, and Logopolis beneath them and the universe (no less) in the corner. Fantastic!
5. Kinda. Davison, Panna, the chimes, and the Mara re-imagined as an actual snake rather than an unconvincing prop. The Doctor's face is half in shadow, which makes him look rather dashing. Panna's beautifully drawn too. Colin Howard is, of course, the other king of Who artwork, and his first appearance in our top ten is in a tellingly high position. He might also have made it with his Snakedance cover, which has an amazing picture of Davison, but is blighted by the inclusion of two random women wearing Nyssa and Tegan's costumes.
4. Arc of Infinity. Absolutely lovely, and drawn by some punter called Pete Wallbank. Despite the obvious handicaps (not being called Andrew Skilleter or Colin Howard, and the additional problem that Photoshop hadn't been invented) he did a great job, producing a very unusual cover with a goigous (you know, goigous. Like Mrs H. Oh, never mind.) geometric thingy happening. Basically it's the Doctor and Omega, distorted by a 45-degree square. Very clever. Very interesting. Might therefore be sued for creating an entirely false impression of the story itself.
3. Survival. A sort of montage of more or less everything that pops up in the story, arranged to no apparent logic. Doesn't matter; Anthony Ainley is so perfectly drawn he could almost be photographed, we've got Sylvester McCoy brandishing a rock, we've got a Cheetah person, we've got the planet and we've got a dark brown shading over everything. This might have been the winner, except that the drawing of Ace isn't that good. Still fantastic though.
2. Ghost Light. Generally, Colin Howard draws portraits better than Andrew Skilleter, but doesn't quite have the same talent for layout. This one's a cracker, though; Wonderful portraits of Ace and the Doctor, that husk with the big eyes, and some other stuff too. There's a great dark blue thing going on as well. Like most of Colin's covers it's very busy, but given that it's for Ghost Light that's probably quite appropriate. And Ace and the Doctor leap out at you, tying the whole thing together. The Curse of Fenric is a really good cover too, except that the church and the road sign are a bit crap; maybe Colin saved his best work for Season 26. So he must be fuming at that crappy montage cover for Battlefield.
1. The Deadly Assassin. And the winner between what was always going to be a Colin Howard/Andrew Skilleter gladiatorial contest (Gladiatorial? Well, the pen is mightier than the sword and all that - although I still wouldn't fancy Shakespeare in a fight against Zorro) is... Skilleter. Even if he did bring out a silly book called Blacklight, he's the tops. For this. A big picture of Tom against a mottled green background, the Master in the top right corner, and then that triangular telescopic-sight graphic framing everything. Simple. Stunning. Not only is it perfectly drawn, but it actually evokes the story itself.
Ah, remember that? Artistically drawn covers? Those were the days eh? Except for the NA's, obviously. And that cover of Silver Nemesis. Now I've never seen metallic snot, but if it exists I know just what it looks like...
Ten Most Controversial Stories by Terrence Keenan 19/9/02
Okay, these are the big ones. Ten stories (in release order) that have generated more debate in fandom at the time of their release. For better or worse, whether loved or hated -- or both -- these stories are still capable of generating debate passion and arguments to this day.
Ten Books/Ideas that have suffered from Poor Marketing by John Velazquez 6/10/02
Basically, this will be a bit of bitching about back cover blurbs, with the occasional gripe about a book’s release date thrown in to prove that I’m not completely single-minded. There are probably other (possibly better) examples of the sort of thing I’m talking about, but I’m relatively new to Who fiction – and a lot of this stuff is hard to find now! Please note that I am not necessarily claiming that the books/ideas on this list are good ones (well, for the most part, I am, actually, but that’s a whole other can of slimy things). I am claiming that, under other circumstances the said books/ideas might have a better rap sheet among fans.
In short, a tricky novel, made trickier by its release date (and that’s not counting the whole “should this really have been Benny’s second novel” debate...).
So, it may not have been the brightest idea to cap off such a run of stories with a novel which a) deliberately flaunts expected conventions of cause and effect (i.e. Sam’s mysterious planet hopping in the novel’s latter half), and b) is yet another planet-scale disaster flick (in fact, even more so!), and c) offers the author’s own uncompromising and unflattering take on a pair of leads whom he clearly regards as misconceived, when the reading public was crying out for straightforward heroes, AND d) deals with the problem of secondary characters (Eye of Heaven notwithstanding, never really the author’s forte) by simply not bothering to include any (an unusual solution, if nothing else)...
It must have seemed less like a work of inspiration, and more like the last nail in the coffin of Doctor Who.
Mea culpa, really, more than anyone else’s. But I needed one more item to bring the list up to ten, so I just thought I’d mention it.
And that, folks, brings the total up to nine. Which leaves but one more...
Granted, it probably helps that I came to the BBC books only a few months ago, and Interference was one of the first that I read. Thus, as I speed read through as many of the preceding novels as I could find, I knew that there was light at the end of the tunnel...
One of these days, I’ll elaborate in greater detail on why I think she’s worth giving a second chance. But the question at hand is, why I think much of the fandom’s loathing of her comes from a misunderstanding of her potential appeal on the part of... oh, dash it all, is Steve Cole the guilty party here?
The answer is that this wonderfully complex, flawed, and confused mess of a human being was packaged as a conventional companion, at the start of a line of books that was claiming a desire to leave behind the darker aspects of the Virgin NAs, and get back to the good, old-fashioned basics of Doctor Who. And so, those NA haters looking forward to a new, say, Sarah Jane Smith to imagine themselves as (work with me here – for what else was a companion in the television program, but an audience identification figure), instead got New Ace (widely characterised, but not by me, as a “space bitch”), without the weapon proficiency to make her a practical asset. Not what traditional companions are supposed to be, is it? And, those NA lovers looking for another superhuman companion to admire from afar (say, Bernice Summerfield), instead got... New Ace (once more, “space bitch”), without the weapon proficiency to at least make her a practical asset.
Thus, Sam Jones was a character guaranteed to please no one, and anger everyone. The solution? Don’t package her as an audience identification figure! Don’t try to generate audience appeal – just let her run wild! Jim Mortimore figured this out – other authors may have seen it too, perhaps even Steve Cole saw it (after all, how else did Beltempest get published?), but only Mortimore has so fragrantly put this understanding on display... The Sam of Beltempest may not be a much of a companion in the traditional sense, but she’s a fascinating character to watch in motion! And all the more so, for being pretty well the only companion in the program’s history (that I’ve encountered, at least), to go stark raving mad, through no one’s fault other than her own.
(gasp)
Top Ten Episodes by Stephen Atkins 9/10/02
Believe it or not, Tom Baker is not my fave Doctor, despite having half the top ten list and 4 just missing out. (Colin Baker is my fave).
Ten Saving Graces (and two dismal failures) by Matthew Harris 21/10/02
Hey, every cloud has a silver lining. Even a cloud as huge and depressing as Time And The Rani. So I've had a look at some of the least popular stories (alright, I'm bluffing with The Dominators) and found some good bits among the bad. Although I had to give up the search with one of them. What, you want me to keep watching it and go mad?
The Dominators: the Quarks. Admit it, they're quite cool. Some of the older fans I've met admit to sticking Weetabix boxes on their arms and running around pretending to be them. When they were kids, obviously.
The Mutants: Effort. If it had come in season 7, it might have worked better. But it happened slap-bang in the middle of the series' "You've got terrible ratings, you imbeciles! Now you're a kid's show so act like one, goddammit!" remit. Not to mention inside a six-episode gap in the season. So instead of being a biting satire, it comes across as being a cross between a B-movie and an Afterschool Theatre production about racial intolerance. Still, it tries, poor thing.
The Time Monster: Well, there's the monologue about the hermit, for one. Then there's Kronos itself. No, really, I like the look of Kronos. Big flappy bird: can't beat that. And the direction very nearly pulls off the trick of making it look non-crap, until the closing Attack-Atlantis sequence, where there was really no way not to show the strings. Still, nice try (again).
Underworld: The concept. Jason and the Argonauts in space is a good concept, and the whole Time Lords\Minyan Gods thing is neat (as long as you don't go overboard with the God allegories). Okay, so the money had run out, or was being saved for Invasion of Time at any rate. Alright, they couldn't afford good\decent\vaguely socially acceptable actors (whoever it was playing "Farley's" Rask was so bad he brings me out in a cold sweat just to think about it), or even the ability to film in a cave (there are plenty of caves around. Come to Cornwall, we must have thousands. It's not that damn expensive, is it?). But Greek Myths in space? I like it.
The Power Of Kroll: Other than the great-for-some-reason Phillip Madoc and John Abineri (who is so good I genuinely feel sorry for him)? It's hillarious! Oh, and Kroll himself doesn't look so bad. He's just used badly.
Time-Flight: Captain Stapley. I love Captain Stapley. I think he's great. Him and his crew. I don't know, I just think they're great.
The Twin Dilemma: God knows.
Mindwarp: Brian Blessed. He's just so much fun to watch! It's great!
Time and the Rani: Andrew Morgan gallantly manages to direct this huge ball of crap in a manner befitting something much better. Also, there's evidence of Pip 'n' Jane's prowess when it came to cliffhangers. Vervoids had good cliffhangers. Mark O' The Rani had a decent one. And there's three good 'uns here, too. Mel trapped in a CGI bubble, Doctor confronted by a load of fluffy and oddly cute three-eyed bat bloke things, Doctor being zapped\giant brain\everyone suddenly in a World Of Shit (for more lucid description of this cliffhanger and indeed of this story, Saving Graces and all) check out the review by David Massingham.
Delta and the Bannermen: Er. Well, some people seem to like it, for some reason. Ask them, because I quite honestly don't have a clue.
Silver Nemesis: The boy Clarke shows promise. No, really. Not as an SF writer, as a comic writer. No, really. I thought the bits with Mrs Hackensack\Remington (who is now sadly dead) were actually quite funny. Totally inappropriate, poorly placed, utterly interminable and, in the context of an SF story, terribly irritating - but quite funny, on their own. He might have a future in writing as a sort of bastard love-child of Tom Sharpe and Tim Conte (you know, the decent Pratchett-like bloke who always comes up with a horrid, but horrid, pun for his book titles - "Djinn Rummy" is one of them. I may have got the name wrong. In fact, I'm almost certain I have. Anyone can help out, tell me. Or Dr Smith?. Of course, there's a chance Dr Smith? knows who I mean already, or that I've actually got it right, and so you're not reading this at all, in which case I may as well just shut up right now)
Battlefield: I think I'm alone here, but I enjoyed this. There's some good set-pieces, it has the Brigadier in it, there's some wonderful lines for Sylv and Soph, the Brigadier's in it, it's got a great performance from McCoy, some excellent cliffhangers, Jean Marsh is brilliant and it has the Brigadier. It doesn't make a lick of sense, but you ought to be able to find solace in at least one aspect of that list. Unless you're so damn cynical and bitter that you're predisposed to hate everything, in which case you probably ought to be working for one of the major national newspapers, if you aren't already. You can even quote me and call me a reference.
Top Ten DWM Doctor Comic Strips by Richard Radcliffe 28/0/02
The Comic Strip has been going longer than the TV series ever did. It's been going in DWM since 1979. A huge amount of stories have been told, some extremely good, others a waste of space. It's the cream that I will focus on in this Top Ten, and quite a hard choice it was too.
A friend, EZ, recently loaned me all his old DWMs. He collected them up to 162, losing interest just shortly after the TV series was not renewed. I had collected the earlier issues too, but didn't possess them anymore. My second stint at collecting started in the early 200s. I got quite a few back issues (back to 173 and the Mark of Mandragora Graphic Novel it turns out), and hey presto - the complete set! Bonus prizes were lots of very interesting articles in DWM.
So this isn't some survey based on a few of DWM Strips. I've read them all, I happen to like them quite a lot too. In these days of mass Who Merchandise (seems to have gone off a bit recently with only 1 BBC Book a month though) it's quite easy to forget the mass of original fiction and art in many fans' attics (or pride of place in bedside cabinet like me!). Thus I hope this list will persuade fans to look at the DWM Comic Strip again - there's some outstanding material in there.
10. End of the Line - DWM 54-55. Parkhouse/Gibbons. A raw violent 4th Doctor story, yet laced with dark humour. The emergence of Steve Parkhouse as a brilliant writer.
8. The Curse of the Scarab - DWM 228-230. Barnes/Geraghty. When DWM decided to do past Doctor stories they were not that great, except this 5th Dr/Peri tale, which is exceptional
8. The Fallen - DWM 273-276. Gray/Geraghty/Smith. A worthy successor to the TV Movie with the 8th Doctor less than pleased to see Grace again.
6. Cuckoo - DWM 208-210. Abnett/Ridgway. A wonderfully gothic horror setting for the 7th Dr, Ace and Benny. Sleepy Hollow meets DW superbly.
6. The Tides of Time - DWM 61-67. Parkhouse/Gibbons. The abiding epic of the Comic Strips with the 5th Doctor. Broadsweeping, surreal and riveting.
5. Claws of the Klathi - DWM 136-138. Collins/Hopgood/Hine. A superb traditional story with the 7th Doctor investigating strange goings on around the Victorian Great Exhibition.
4. Evening's Empire - DWM 180 & CCAS93. Cartmel/Piers-Rayner. We thought it was lost, but Classic Comics picked it up. Adult, imaginative tale with the 7th Doctor and Ace.
3. The Voyager - DWM 90-94. Parkhouse/Ridgway. A superbly imaginative tale where nothing is as it seems. The best depiction of the 6th Dr until the Audios. The best artwork of any comic.
2. Fellow Travellers - DWM 164-166. Cartmel/Ranson. The first Cartmel epic, and still his best. Dark, mysterious 7th Dr and driven, emotive Ace.
1. Stars Fell on Stockbridge - DWM 68-69. Parkhouse/Gibbons. Maybe Tides of Time had whetted the appetite, but this remains Number 1 for me. Lovely tale about Max Edison, Stockbridge Eccentric and Companion of the 5th Doctor no less!
A few others got pretty close, so deserve a mention here:- Iron Legion, Time Bomb, Ravens, Ground Zero, Tooth and Claw, Children of the Revolution.
I also haven't included 1-off strips - but here's the best Ten of these:- Memorial (DWM 191), The Spider God (52), Time and Time Again (207), Beautiful Freak (304), Stairway to Heaven (156), The Neutron Knights (60), Keepsake (140), By Hook or By Crook (256), Bringer of Darkness (SS93), Happy Deathday (272). Only Memorial would get into the Above Top Ten though.
Top Ten DWM Comic Strip Quality Contributions by Richard Radcliffe 2/11/02
The DWM comic strip seems to have just as many contributors as any other medium of DW. Considering that this strip has been going strong since 1979 (23 years to date) it's not surprising. TV stories have many contributors - director, writer, producer, set design being arguably the big 4. Books more often than not have just 1. But Comic Strips have 2 distinct talents involved - the Writer and the Artist. When these 2 combine well, the result is often a brilliant DW tale.
When considering this list I didn't want to be biased for writers, or for artists - it's a partnership. Thus 5 of each will be given - how diplomatic of me. A few names were written in straightaway - artists and writers who have contributed vast amounts to this medium. Then there's the rest. Talents who did just 1-2 strips just couldn't be included. The likes of Arthur Ranson, Kev Hopgood, Mike MacMahon, Richard Piers-Raynor, Mike Collins, Grant Morrison and Jamie Delano dazzled us briefly - but they just weren't around long enough.
The rest of the list would be gleaned from the semi-regulars then. Dan Abnett, Paul Cornell, Simon Furman, Mills and Wagner, David Lloyd and Adrian Salmon were pretty close - they all contributed well consistently. But these lists must be restricted to Ten, so here goes:-
10 Andrew Cartmel - The final script writer for TV Who just about scraped in thanks to his 3 excellent strips Fellow Travellers, Ravens and Evening's Empire. Moody, atmospheric - wonderful stories that had an epic quality about them.
9 Steve Dillon - I wanted to include 1 artist and 1 writer from the additional strip of DWM. Dillon just about shaded it over David Lloyd, I just thought he was a better artist. Best Examples - Abslom Daak, Throwback, Stolen TARDIS.
8 Lee Sullivan - Making quite a name for himself on the Web these days, Sullivan has contributed to the Strip since 1991. Impressive were his Dalek Stories. Better were Planet of the Dead, Mark of Mandragora.
7 Steve Moore - The writer of the majority of the additional strips has to be included. Graduated to the main strip. Creator of Abslom Daak, Kroton. His use of DW mythology has hardly been rivalled since. Best examples:- Abslom Daak, Throwback, Spider God.
6 Alan Barnes - After cutting his teeth on the Past Doctor Adventures, he fully established (with Martin Geraghty) the 8th Doctor. Has shown his adeptness with this character with his recent Audios. Experimented too with Cybermen strip. Top ones:- Curse of the Scarab, Tooth and Claw, Endgame.
5 Martin Geraghty - Began on the Past Doctor stories, he was instrumental (with R Smith) in establishing the 8th Doctor. With little to go on he became the definitive artist for this Doctor. With the onset of Colour he became even better. Best strips:- Curse of the Scarab, Tooth and Claw, Ophidius.
4 Warwick Scott Gray - Slowly becoming the most prolific writer of the lot. His first strip was back in 1993. Written for lots of Doctors, but the 8th remains his greatest, especially once the Strip turned Colour with issue 300. Warwick, Scott - I suspect they are the same person - I will treat them as such. Best:- Ground Zero, Fallen, Way of All Flesh.
3 Dave Gibbons - The 1st artist for DWM Main strip, and many would say the best. His art established DWM strip as the best there had been so far in DW. The 4th and 5th Doctors are his, and only 1 artist has bettered him. Best examples:- Iron Legion, End of the Line, Tides of Time.
2 Steve Parkhouse - The golden era of the strip was the Parkhouse years (1981-1985). He wrote everything during that era. The 5th Doctor was better than ever, the 6th Doctor equally so. Benefitted massively from having the 2 best artists on board (Gibbons and Ridgway), but the best writer of DWM Comic Strips by far. Classics:- Tides of Time, ,a href=csstarf.htm>Stars Fell on Stockbridge, Voyager.
1 John Ridgway - The greatest contributor to the comics, just! He has drawn the most, he's the most detailed, he brings an epic quality to virtually everything. Shepherding the 6th Doctor on his entire excellent strip run, drawing some of the best 7th Doctor stories. His artwork spans 10 years (1984 - 1994) of the strip. He always made the story better, because it looked so good. Countless great examples, but if I were to pick 3:- Voyager, Memorial, Cuckoo.
The DWM strip continues apace. Colour has made it even better. The best new Who, probably!
Top Twenty Quotes by Terrence Keenan 8/1/03
These are simply my personal favorites, in no particular order:
Top Twenty Television serials by Terrence Keenan 21/1/03
This is one I've put off for a while. But, the decisions have been made, the votes tallied and here we have them starting from twenty:
20: Carnival of Monsters
19: The Time Warrior
18: The War Games
17: The Androids of Tara
16: The Ribos Operation
15: The Greatest Show in the Galaxy
14: Revelation of the Daleks
13: Genesis of the Daleks
12: The Caves of Androzani
11: Spearhead from Space
10: Inferno
9: The Face of Evil
8: The Ark in Space
7: Horror of Fang Rock
6: The Talons of Weng Chiang
5: The Deadly Assassin
4: Kinda
3: The Robots of Death
2: The Seeds of Doom
1: City of Death
and the bottom of the barrel
10: Timelash
9: Arc of Infinity
8: Silver Nemesis
7: Time and the Rani
6: Delta and the Bannermen
5: The Twin Dilemma
4: Battlefield
3: Terminus
2: Enlightenment
1: The Curse of Fenric
My Top Ten Series Cliffhangers by James Aanensen
23/1/03
It's difficult to plave these in any particular order based on any
number of factors including production, effectiveness and general cohesion
to the plot, so I'll go with effectiveness and impact on the viewer. I try
to imagine and in some cases remember what it was like seeing these
cliffhangers without knowing what happens in the next episode.
Top Ten Blatant Retcons by Andrew Wixon
27/1/03
10. The Doctor thinks smoking is 'very bad for you'! (Obviously he's
one of those sanctimonious ex-smokers, as he carries a pipe in An Unearthly Child.)
9. The Doctor can play the harp! (Clearly he has lessons between The Romans and The Five Doctors.)
8. The Doctor 'isn't a medical doctor'! (Despite getting his medical
degree under Lister in 1888, according to The
Moonbase.)
7. Guns do work in the TARDIS! (This would be news to Andred.)
6. Kronos destroyed Atlantis! (This would be news to Azal.)
5. The freighter wiped out the dinosaurs! (This would be news to the
Silurians, who seemed pretty certain it was the Moon.)
4. The TARDIS exterior is invulnerable to any outside force! (Except
those pesky Sensorite guns, obviously...)
3. Time Lords can die of old age! (Not according to The War Games.)
2. Davros created the Daleks, who used to be called Kaleds! (None of
this was the case in the original Dalek story.)
1. He's half human! (Not in the BBC TV series he wasn't!)
Top Ten best Doctor Who authors by Joe Ford
3/2/03
I love Doctor Who books, I can't think of anything else I get
THAT excited about having every month. Of course there have been some
rough patches here and there but overall the Doctor Who book
universe is full of magic and wonder, capturing the joy and adventure of
the series and stretching it into the media. I learnt so much about prose,
characterisation, plot structure and twists just by reading these books.
And here are my favourite writers, the ones who never let me down, the
ones who I would love to thank for opening my mind that little bit more...
10) Paul Cornell.
9) Jim Mortimore.
8) Dave Stone.
7) Johnathon Morris.
6) Lloyd Rose.
5) Paul Margs.
4) Lance Parkin.
3) Steve Lyons.
2) Kate Orman (and at times Jon Blum).
While there are obviously many others to possibly choose from, these ten
stick out in my mind the most from my first viewing of them.
I have to agree that this has to take the cake because of the impact
it must have had in 1963. You'd be like "what the...!!!!". You'd spend a
week wondering what the hell was going to happen and what the hell that
thing was. This truly has to be a moment that is a foundation stone of
Doctor Who's ongoing success. In 1963, there hadn't been much else
like it.
On a par with Dalek Invasion Of Earth for the
shocking sight of aliens roaming familiar streets. Captain Turner's
exclamation "It's the Cybermen, hundreds of them, coming up out of the
sewers" and Isobel's reaction make this a truly shocking cliffhanger
especially with the shots of the Cybermen massing in the streets of
London.
Many may not agree, but this is a personal favourite. I grew up on Tom
Baker and saw this for the first time at the age of eight. (Here in
Australia, the ABC had an obsession with showing Baker's first four
seasons and nothing else) To say that this scared me half to death at the
time is an understatement. Tom's delivery is ice cold "I've locked it
in..... with us!".
Again, another I saw when quite young and yes it scared me witless.
Simply the thought of what was to come and what the "contest" was that
Fenric/Judson referred to was enough to do a job on me. Sylvester's
reaction is supreme.
An all time favourite, I have to include it. Theres not much I can say
that hasn't already been said, apart from it being one cliffhanger that
even after many viewings and knowing what happens, it still gets the
adrenalin pumping (yes I'm a true Who freak!). I try and imagine
the orginal impact it must have had. Unfortunately, I saw it for the first
time on video.
Again, many may disagree, but I love it simply for Pertwee's coolness
and also the sheer insanity of Carrington. John Abineri delivers "I'm
sorry Doctor, it's my moral duty" with utter brilliance. The key impact of
this is not what happens next (it's obvious the Doctor will not get shot,
even on the first viewing), but that it was unexpected and shows that
Carrington is beyond help.
The reconstructed version is excellent to help realise what it was
originally like. Again, the intended original impact is what makes it
good. A Dalek production line in a story introducing the first new Doctor.
In my opinion, a brilliant piece of scripting and production, given the
popularity at the time of the Daleks and the risk and of changing the lead
role.
In a story containing no less than three or four great cliffhangers,
this is the most ominous and scary of them all. I only wish I could have
seen the original version. "The battle of the giants". The weed in the
pipeline is truly horrific given what had happened earlier to Van Lutyens
in the impeller shaft.
Many will debate this, but this lead into the second part of the trial
for me shows that there is more to this Valeyard than meets the eye
(certainly on the original viewing of course). You are left thinking that
it may not be easy for the Doctor to get out of this one "The most damning
is yet to come!". Also given the series upheaval at the time, would the
Doctor escape at all? Original intended impact is crucial in appreciating
this one.
While not a great story, it is quite weird, especially up to this
point on initial viewing. While over the top, Olvir's ranting certainly
entranced and scared me on my first viewing. A leper ship? Tegan and
Turlough missing? No wonder the Doctor looked worried. again, scare factor
is the key.
Who is a great character writer, but a bit overated. His books are
often crammed full of character angst, lots of people with grudges against
other people, which might be great to read about if you're seventeen and
hate the world but comes across as a little cynical later in life.
However, Paul always manages to slot in a couple of magic moments in every
one of his books (Timewyrm: Revelation has that
haunting scene where the Doctor's deceased companions return to confront
him, The Shadows of Avalon has him getting off on
thrill of riding a dragon and saving peoples lives...) and he clearly
loves the Doctor. He can write very sensitively and knows how to twist a
knife in the gut when it comes to characters we've grown to love.
Best book(s): Human Nature, which is both
enjoyable and heartbreaking. It's not an absolute masterpiece but it does
pack quite a punch. Happy Endings, a fun, colourful
romp to alienate new fans to the NA's but a joy for us regular readers. Love and War, heartbreaking to see Ace leave in such
fashion but the introduction of the fabulou Bernice! The Shadows of Avalon, a tight, 'magical' tale with an
excellent, series changing final twist.
Worst book(s): No Future, full of unlikable
characters and aparrant character 'growth', this just sinks under its own
angst. Terrible cover too.
Who deals with big, BIG ideas and somehow
manages
to pull them off. He is one of the more controversial Doctor Who
writers,
he likes his books to be a bit 'different' and so do I. I love how he
plays about with narrative (his first person Leela in Eye
of Heaven is
astounding) and isn't afraid to let terrible things happen to good people
(his treatment of the parallel world in Blood Heat
and the destruction of
many worlds in Beltempest is mind numbing). He does
have the propensity
to get on his moral high horse sometimes, or appear to be so interested
in his huge concepts that he forgets we want some FUN too but overall he
is a thought provoking writer and brilliantly different to any of the
others.
Best book(s): Blood Heat, deserving of its
classic status, as good as Inferno on the telly and then some. Eye of Heaven, an early PDA classic that focusses on
Leela's predatory instincts. Her childlike look at the world is just
compelling.
Worst book(s): Parasite, a long boring walk
through hard SF and a culture that isn't that interesting.
Whose utter insanity has been entertaining
people
for years. Mr Stone's vocabulary is a frightening chasm of madness that
somehow assembles onto the page in surreal and vivid ways. His books
range from the mildly absurd to the mind numbingly bonkers but he writes
laugh out loud comedy better than any other Doctor Who writer. His
ability to just split off at a tangent and tell a million subplots
whilst still writing an engaging main plot is admirable and I always come
out of his books craving a nice Terrance Dicks target novel, something
tediously simple after the lexical feast I have just endured. Dave Stone,
more than any other writer has me grabbing the dictionary to find out
just what the absurdly long words he uses means (okay, I'll own up, I
actually keep a dictionary beside me as I read his books!!!). An insane
man, but also brilliant.
Best book(s): Death and Diplomacy, an underated
gem that scores high points for its excellent Benny/Jason scenes. Heart of TARDIS: Very funny, and a brilliant transition
for Mary Tamm's Romana. Burning Heart: A great take
on the sixth Doctor, this book is clever, economic and involving.
Worst book(s): The Slow Empire, proving that
maybe Mr Stone has run out of steam. Some amusing bits but its mostly
dull, especially the last fifty pages.
Writer of only two Doctor Who books but they are of such
quality many other regular Doctor Who contributors don't get a look
in (David A McIntee, Simon Bucher-Jones). His books are, at times,
murderously complicated but his writes with such verve you know he's
taking on you on the trip of your life. His two TARDIS teams, The 4th
Doctor, Romana and K.9. and the 8th Doctor, Fitz and Anji were all
captured beautifully and his switch from high comedy to claustrophobic
horror was genius. Wildly unpredictable but very enjoyable, his two books
left me satisfied with their endings and focussed throughout. And he wrote
Hoopy, one of my favourite book characters ever ("This isn't agony... it's
agony:2, the sequel!" and "Far out and totally not groovy!").
Best books(s): Both Festival of Death and Anachrophobia prove his talent, although the later
scores a few extra points for its mind blowing ending.
Another writer of only two books. City of the
Dead was sooo popular when it came it out fans of the books demanded
another from Lloyd Rose and Camera Obscura, the
result, is possibly my favourite Doctor Who book yet. Her prose is
just amazing, not stoic or full of poetry, just really, really vivid, well
described and palpable. Her two main locations, New Orleans and Crystal
Palace are conjured up with such wonder and description I felt as though I
were actually THERE. Her treatment of the 8th Doctor team is a particular
joy, she understands Anji very well and gives her lots to impress us with.
Just read her scenes with the Doctor and Sabbath and tell me it doesn't
want you to proclaim the books are the best media Doctor Who is in.
Truly an author who NEEDS to go on to give us greater things.
Best book(s): City of the Dead is stark and
fascinating. Camera Obscura is a non stop thrill
ride from begining to end.
One of my best friends HATES Paul Margs books.
We
have this regular debate about his books, their absudities and peculiar
type of humour. I love his work because behind all the pink poodles and
mad drunk time travellers is a genius at work, deconstructing Doctor
Who
and laying its insane concepts out for us bare. His prose is light and
snappy and his dialogue as never less than perfect. He can write thick,
beautifully explored works and quick, almost target-like, easy to read
laugh fests. He is the only writer that can capture that wonderfully
funny side to Doctor Who that authors seem to miss out, the
underlying
fact that everything that happens in the series is just silly.
Best book(s): The Scarlet Empress, Hyspero is one
of two Doctor Who book worlds I would LOVE to visit. Mad Dogs and Englismen, for it's barking (chortle!)
mad humour and touching ending.
Worst book(s): Verdigris, don't get me wrong its
fun and delightful but it contains (I'm gay, dontcha know!) Tom, one of
the most redundant book characters.
Who reminds me of the thrills and wonder of the universe like the
series used to. He doesn't want to fill his books with angst or terror, he
wants you to know what a GREAT place the universe is to hang out in. The Infinity Doctors is his gift to fandom, finally
proving continuity is BOLLOCKS and not needed to tell a good story (amen
to that!). He took on the idea of the Doctor having a daughter and took it
to dramatic extremes, he had the nerve to toss the Doctor out of a twelve
storey building, he even managed burst a building into rose petals in one
of the most beautiful book scenes ever. He manages to pull off a Doctor
Who James Bond parody (and who would have guessed that would work) by
forgetting the guns and devices and concentrating on FUN. He also wrote
one of the best ever Virgin New Adventures, knocking spots off the
overated hacks that were struggling to find new ideas at the time. What a
guy.
Best book(s): Father Time, not just great
Who but GREAT fiction. The Doctor kicks the shit out of somebody.
The Infinity Doctors, the death of Larna is a novel
dramatic high. Just War, scary, scary, scary...
Worst book(s): Be serious!
Easily the most versatile book writer. What I love about his books is
that every one is vastly different from the last one, with most of the
above authors you know roughly what to expect, not with Steve Lyons. He's
tried his hand at comedy, wartime drama, murder mystery, puzzle books,
sixties nostalgia, historical drama... and walked away with reasonable
success with each of them. I love his simpler yet in no way inferior prose
and his wonderful ability to conjour up entire landscapes with a few well
judged sentences. His characters are often very thought provoking
(especially his 'victims'... Rebecca from The Witch
Hunters, Mulholland from The Final Sanction and
especially Jasper from The Crooked World) and I
feel even though he doesn't always have a point, he always wants to
entertain you to the fullest and succeeds. His greatest triumph is writing
a Doctor Who book about cartoon characters, the thought alone makes
you want to cringe. The fact that it's an absolute masterpiece of writing
is just baffling.
Best book(s): The Crooked World, a recent EDA
classic, proving that the old hacks are still as good as these new
writers. The Witch Hunters, an emotionally torturous
experience. An 'I'll never forget' book. Conundrum, a
brilliant Virgin New Adventure that appeared when the range was in
desperation.
Worst book(s): The Space Age, this is just dire
and not at all to Steve's regular standards.
Kate Orman knows how to